cockbaggery 

The act of behaving like a sweaty beanbag.

That dood is a real annoying prick, very accomplished in the art of cockbaggery.

cockbaggery by Hairy Paratestes July 8, 2005

cockmongerer 

Insult. Implies the person deals in cocks and likes nothing better than cocks. Think fishmongerer, but insert the word "cock" in the place of the word "fish".

1. Go and monger some cocks, you cockmongerer

cockmongerer by Rac^ January 10, 2003

Cock booger 

Dried up semen that is sticking on the cock.

I had a cock booger and it hurt when I pulled it off.

Cock booger by fuck does it matter January 26, 2008

cockmonger 

A kleptomaniac specializing in cock, who then sells it.

"I heard Lorena Bobbit tried to sell her husband's dick after she cut it off. What a cockmonger."

cockmonger by Elastin April 4, 2009

Cockburger 

When you put your penis in between two buns and have your woman eat though the buns then suck your cock.

When u get done with the cockburger..eat the rest of the mayonaise to.LOL

Cockburger by Brendan March 9, 2005

cockmonger 

One who loves and worships the cock so much, that they can summon it at great will

"That bitch is such a cockmonger!"

cockmonger by Seth March 23, 2005

cockmonger 

1. To horde cock for one's self. Often used as an insult towards a male friend.

Logan is such a cockmonger.

cockmonger by NateSharrock December 10, 2008