Cockbound

A situation in which one claims to be straight, but appears to be inevitably hurdling toward homosexuality.

Naw son, you cockbound?!

by GSGmayhemGSG December 24, 2010

cockband

When one plays ones cock as an instrument in the game rockband

Alex: "dude i forgot my other guitar"
Craig: "dont worry man we'll play cockband instead"

by yelsom8 March 15, 2008

cockbender

one who bends the erected cock

jesus, logans mom is a real cockbender. I cant walk straight and neither can my erection

by Brandon John November 26, 2006

Cockbone

What appears in your penis after rubbing it, having it rubbed, etc.

I looked over at Gringo and saw his cockbone sticking straight out.

by snasty January 23, 2009

cockbender

1. A man with a tight ass, usually working in an office environment. 2. An anal virgin. 3. One who bends cocks with his/her orifices or extremities.

Man, that Seth guy in sales is such a fucking cockbender.

by Virusite October 17, 2003

Cockbonnet

Someone who resembles a penis. In a frilly hat, similar to those of girls in the olden days.

The people at the DMV tend to be cockbonnets.

by Scribbles July 30, 2003

Cockband

Verb-The act of playing rockband with ones penis

I was cockbanding last night for 2 hours

by L j cooney February 18, 2011