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cobweb crack

oh where to begin...picture this: a hot, humid day...you're workin up a nice, sticky sweat for hours and hours without a break. you go to bend over or sit and ever so gently you feel this pricking tug between your swampy moist butt cheeks. you wonder what could it be? a tick? a mosquito? but deep down you know, you know exactly what it is. when you woke at the crack of dawn and did your number in the bathroom, you wiped too hard, using too much toilet paper. This left pills in your sliver which when combined with a hot summer's day and sweat creates a cobweb crack that pulls and pinches with sudden movements. yes folks, ouch is right. but remember, now that you know you can prevent this from happening. a washcloth and water are useful tools after #2's. HELPFUL HINT: a quick swipe with your finger can snap the web...BEWARE: finger might reek of old poop and farts.i forgot to mention its the toilet paper that gets stuck to your butt hairs and pulls to create the pain.
"Ouch, man I just felt a massive prick." "Who you callin prick, Johnny?" "No man, in my butt crack." "Oh come on, not a again, you got cobweb crack again today?" "My alarm clock didn't go off again and you're always early" "I guess you better do the manual snap" "Just don't complain when you get a wiff at lunch when I'm sharin my chips with ya."
by jerry james June 25, 2007
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cobweb dick

someone who's never had any sexual experiences.
by shambolicsuperstar June 17, 2009
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cobwaffler

A person who regularly receives ejaculated semen directly on the face. Can be used as an insult and/or a term of endearment.
A cobwaffler rarely needs to moisturize.
by Lovahhh July 15, 2003
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Cobweb cock

cob·web cock - n:/ The result of when a sock is used for masterbation. The lint from the sock on the penis makes the appearance of the penis having cobwebs spun around it.
After masterbating profusely, Jimmy fell asleep without knowing that he still had cobweb cock. It was the most embarrassing doctor visit of his life.
by Patrick D. M. June 23, 2006
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Conowanoist

A person who likes nothing in particular {such as race or sexual orientations}
Jen: Ew, why do you hang with johnny? He's a gay
Arianei: I'm a conowanoist
by MadeUpWordByThrowItOnMe September 15, 2010
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Conowner

Someone who is not normal and constantly trolling you with pranks and just overall annoying. It is usually used as gamer slang and created by a group of teens who tried to say co-owner but aggressively changed it as an insult. Also used in a roast battle to stun your opponent. Goes in with the saying "mad cone".
Jimmy tried to start a flame battle, so a brought up the game I beat him in. He turned around and called me a Conowner and the crowd went silent. He walked away proud.
by BioHazard T-T March 31, 2020
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cobo

A homeless person who lives and sleeps in their car. A portmanteau of the words car and hobo.

Often a reference to such a person being found at gym lots and other places where their presence is a noted nuisance.

Can be found in RVs, camper vans, SUVs, mini vans, and occasionally even sedans and coupes.
Man did you see that cobo emptying his piss jugs behind the bush over there? That whole area REEKS!

That whole gym parking lot is filled with cobos, they need to clean that place up!
by sentorious rex May 2, 2023
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