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Cobain

A person who is right-handed, and plays guitar left-handed.
Jimmi: I thought you were a righty
Joni: I am
Jimmi: Then why are you playing that air guitar left-handed
Joni: Because that's how I play guitar. I'm a Cobain
by falcolombadi81996 April 13, 2011
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Cobain

1. Proper Noun: Popular Rock musician, died at age of 27 of self-inflicted shotgun wound to head.
2. Verb:
To kill oneself.
"I like Cobain's music."
"I think he pulled a Cobain"
by Stephen January 9, 2004
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Cobain

An act where a male positions himself downward while sitting, and proceeds to shoot semen into the back of his own throat, at terminal velocity.
Guy1: “Hey man, why is your voice so raspy?”
Guy2: “I gave myself a Cobain at lunch”

Employee: “Sorry Boss, I won’t be able to come into work today. I Cobain’d”
Employer: “My condolences to you and your family.”
by Truce Buildman December 28, 2020
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Cobain cipher

The Cobain Cipher is an encryption key developed by Steven McCreanor. It is based on two foundation principles:
1. Basic alpha-numeric substitution (Caesar cipher).
2. Substitution of letters with numerals that possess similar appearance.

The Cobain cipher encryption key is as follows:
0 = O
1 = I, H
2 = n, S, u, Z
3 = E, M, W
4 = F
6 = b, d, g, P
7 = L, V

The Cobain cipher was developed on the proposition that certain letters possess a higher quality of visual similarity to certain numerals than others which can therefore be broken down into three major categories, that ultimately produce the Cobain cipher

Category one (most visually similar without manipulation)
0 = O
1 = I (upper-case i)
2 = Z
6 = b,

Category two (most visually similar with 360° manipulation)
1 = I, H
2 = n, S, u
3 = E, M, W
4 = F
5 = n, S, u
6 = d, P, g
7 = L, V
8 =
9 = b, d, g, P

Category three (least visually similar with three-dimensional manipulation)
0 = C, c, D, G, O, o, Q, U, u
1 = H, i, J, j, l (lowercase L), T, t
2 = G, h, N, n, S, s, U, u, Z, z
3 = E, M, m, W, w
4 = A, F, f, K, k, T, t, V, v, X, x, Y
5 = G, h, N, n, S, s, U, u, Z, z
6 = a, b,d, e, g, p, q, y
7 = H, i, J, j, L, r, T, t, V, v
8 = B, K, k, R
9 = a, b,d, e, g, p, q, y

*The Cobain cipher was produced by synthesising category one and two.
The Cobain cipher was developed within the concepts described in Hidden Number Theory.
by STUVWX MC^234567 August 13, 2019
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Cobain effect

The inexplicable tendency of people to obsess about a dead rock musician whom they don't like, to the point of wasting their time bashing him on irrelevant websites. Thought by psychotherapists to stem from sexual confusion.
Wow, I'm sick of all these lamestains who post negative crap about Nirvana on Youtube and Urban Dictionary. Too bad about the Cobain effect, iddnit?
by Juan Non-lamestain July 2, 2008
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cobain yourself

A common phrase that means to kill one's self; preferably with a shotgun to the head but the phrase does not have to be so specific to the ways in which one commits suicide. This phrase is usually used to emphasize one's failure in something, in return gettig "epic lulz".
Average white male #1: Dude, my girlfriend said I was a loser because I live with my mom.
Average white male #2: Dude, good Lord! Cobain yourself!
by Tom-Paul April 13, 2008
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Cobain-ed

To shoot someone in the face with a shotgun. Found mostly in video game circles such as GTA4.
"Oh sick, Lockhart totally just Cobain-ed that guys face off. Its all over the f*cking pavement".
by Lockhart May 17, 2008
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