Cobaining

The act of Masturbating and blowing your load on your own face before passing out in a pool of your own tears.

Person 1: hey did you hear what happened with Earl after his breakup?
Person 2: yeah man, heard Carl walked in on him cobaining himself Tuesday night...

by Abbsty November 21, 2016

cobainity

It is the art of being obssessed with Grunge. Particularly Nirvana.

Wow she has so much cobainity, she even carries a picture of Nirvana in her wallet.

by Glitter Sores January 08, 2004

Cobained

Being such a shitbag faggot that you decide to take a triple dose of Heroine and blast yourself in the face with a shotgun.

That one shitty lyricist from the band Nirvana who can't play the guitar cobained himself.

by DirtyWord November 29, 2007

Cobain

When you are masturbating and you climax so hard that it hits you in the face like a shotgun.

guy 1: I hadn't had a wank in a week so I rubbed one out last night and Cobained myself.
guy 2: Loves a good Cobain

by dicklickmotherfucker October 28, 2015

Cobained

Killed by your wife or girl friend

I slept with Megans mom last night, i hope i dont get Cobained when she finds out.

by SMUD October 02, 2006

Cobain

A suicide in anyway involving a shotgun or firearm of anykind.

"Man that motherfucker pulled a Cobain, dudes brains were everywhere"

By Stephen Hite Baby

by Stephen Hite March 07, 2007

Cobain

A person who is right-handed, and plays guitar left-handed.

Jimmi: I thought you were a righty
Joni: I am
Jimmi: Then why are you playing that air guitar left-handed
Joni: Because that's how I play guitar. I'm a Cobain

by falcolombadi81996 March 07, 2011