Lockhart 

Lockhart is someone that has gone through a lot and they have a lot of pain but that doesn’t stop them from smiling and ensuring that their friends know that they are loved. Lockhart is super caring and he enjoys all things about music and he is able to hold deep conversations. He is destined for such amazing things in life, whether he knows this or not. Lockhart also has the worst type of jokes and humour that still somehow make you laugh. Even though love scares him, he will make you feel worth it and you will never want to lose this amazing person. He gives such good advice and is able to help you through anything you go through. If you want a real, no bullshit friend, then you need a Lockhart in your life.

Person 1: How do you make such good life choice?!

Person 2: Oh, I have a Lockhart in my life!

Lockhart by Redroses March 13, 2018

Lockhart 

An area north of Orlando, Florida, found within the Orange County limits. Lockhart has a lush history as one of the first populated areas of Orlando when it was merely a citrus-growing region. It is now home to a large industrial area, steel recycling centers, waste management facilities, as well as a diverse residential population. Lockhart borders on the Pine Hills (aka Crime Hiills, Choppa City, etc) on the south, the City of Apopka on the north, Clarcona on the west, and the Forest City region to the east. The combination of Choppa City residents, the sprawl of trailers, as well as the other intraregional townfolk present a unique and diverse Shanty Town.

I was leaving Clarcona, and wanted to find a nice shanty bar. We decided on one of several within the Lockhart borders.

Lockhart by Marqques de Caceras December 13, 2009

Lockhart 

Verb-
to hook up with one's own mother due to excessive alcohol consumption.

Dude, I think he lockharted last night, he was grinding on his mom!"

Lockhart by Bob_Suruncle March 5, 2011

Lockhart 

The Knife of kings, Lockhart is an anodised serrated steel blade, firmly bolted to a long haft of finest teak.

Lockhart is used to cut manly things like beef or lamb.
It's shining teeth make short work of even the feistiest pieces of meat.

Max and Jonny tore through their roast dinners with the aid of Lockhart.

Camp Eddie has to use Chickenknife.

"Hey Jon, isn't Lockhart great?"
"Yes Max, it sure is. Way better than Chickenknife"

Eddie: SIGH

Lockhart by Max Vicious May 2, 2008

Lockhart 

Someone that play Destiny while masturbating to Eris

"Man that kid over there is such a lockhart"

Lockhart by Leaf L. October 5, 2016

Lockhart's Theory

The theory that you can determine one's well being by asking a completely irrelevant question.

Have you heard of Lockhart's Theory?

Lockhart's Theory by InquisitiveNinja April 18, 2019

Lockhart, Texas

Lockhart, Texas, is a town south of Austin, Texas, and is known for fucking amazing barbecue. A lot of directors seem drawn to Lockhart, Texas, like flies to honey, so a lot of movies were filmed there.

Guy 1: dude, I could really go for some barbecue right now
Guy 2: don't worry man, we're only a few minutes away from Lockhart, Texas

Lockhart, Texas by Barbecuefan321 January 15, 2013