cluster fuck

When a series of events collide to create a huge predicament.

"The rescue teams' helicopter crashed while trying to rescue the survivors, turning the once huge problem into a clusterfuck."

by Heraf May 1, 2003

cluster fuck

When a gaggle of people of all shapes and sizes are in one place and all doing something different than the other - no one is working together or in an organized way...

"That was the worst school function I have ever gone to - what a total cluster fuck."

by Skycop August 21, 2016

cluster fuck

A general description of George W. Bush and his administration. Also could be used to describe Donald Rumsfeld, Dick Cheney, Sean Hannity, and Bill O'Reilly.

Iraq, No Child Left Behind, and so on.
See also walking cluster fuck

by jesster79 February 9, 2005

cluster fuck

a extremely confusing situation (from a comparison to a chaotic session of group sex)

Man, I don't think I've ever seen such a cluster fuck in hospital setting in my years of visting mom in the ER after she had a seizure.

by The Return of Light Joker July 9, 2011

cluster fuck

a complete mess, a shambles.

who's in charge around here? ,this place is a complete cluster fuck.

by Heapcreed December 2, 2016

cluster fuck

a chocolate bar full of peanuts and fuck

Mike loves cluster fucks.

by William Snell January 5, 2008

cluster fuck

A military term applied to a disorganized gathering of service personel, often times at the entry of a military building or common route which obstructs or hinders passage of other personel.

"We can't get into the barracks. There's a cluster fuck in the way."

"Get in rank you maggots. This is a total cluster fuck."

by kamikaze762x39 July 16, 2007