Cling man

A wing man that sticks around when his services are no longer needed.

Jerry was such a cling man last night, he even came back to my house with the girl he just setted me up with.

by Your the doo doo to my butt January 21, 2019

Clingy

When a boyfriend/girlfriend wont stop texting you or calling you because they are to obsessed with you. Another way to say it is when they want to spend time with you every single day and minute.

Maya(Girlfriend): Hey, what you doing?;)
Max(Boyfriend): Nothing really
Maya: Do u wanna hang out?
Maya: Are u busy?
Maya: Am I clingy?
Max: Sorry, I can't I have football practice then I have dinner with my family

by Ba Jin May 22, 2018

Cling Clang

That sound that they make on impractical jokers

Joe says cling clang.

by Kraker Barrel October 24, 2018

Clong

The Wise and Almighty essence of the female genitalia.

After a very long and tense coital session, the Glorious Clong finally appeared and revealed the hidden wonders of vaginal passion.

by ItzKongman January 14, 2020

Closing The Goddamn Door

A memeable referance to the classic song by Panic! At The Disco: "I Write Sins, Not Tragedies"

"Haven't you people ever heard of Closing The Goddamn Door, no?"
"Wtf Brendon! We're at a wedding!"
"Oh yes but what a shame, what a shame the poor grooms bride is a whore."
"Oh dear lord..."

by OmgIt'sLeafy December 17, 2016

Cling Bur

Knotted up ass hairs around an amalgam of fecal remnants and toilet paper. Similar to a dingle berry. Created over time from wiping action which knots the hairs.

I could barely wipe my ass today braaaahhhh. Got so many damn cling burrs down there. I need a pair of scissors to trim up.

by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017

clonger

A turd that is too big to flush.

Corey dropped a clonger so huge, he lifted off the ground.

by DavidBowieBowie March 4, 2009