Clive

A man who dosn't give a fuck about anything.
Known to gain employment only with companies who provide him with a van, the van is then used to transport friends, a place to smoke weed, a place to sleep.
WARNING- The van may never be returned even on termination of contract.

"Clive, this is John from British Gas, can we have our brand new van back please, you havn't done any work for 2 months and you were sacked last week"

"No, fuck-off, It's mine"

by Benny the Brit July 1, 2003

Clive

To cum or sperm on someones face preferably your wife

Ow honey you clived me in the eye get the patch" "shut up carrol"

by simultaneous March 23, 2009

Clive

When a cold-sore is so large it has a face and name.

Amy - "I can't wait to meet again, you have a lovely head of hair and I can't wait to kiss you"

Karlton - "Yeah, about that, Clive has moved in for a while, mind if he tags along?"

by BabyMuffin July 25, 2011

Clive

n. chav - used as a derogatory term to describe a pikey.

Gavin your such a clive

by Narly May 18, 2004

clive

he is 45 usually. his van stands out well in the car park.

clive is a nonce

by prime minister boii May 28, 2020

Clive

Derived from the rhyming slang for stonker meaning anerect penis, clive is a shortened version of the sayin 'Clive Mendonca'

'I woke up in Jon's Mum's bed this morning with a massive Clive' - Chris Davis 11/03/88

by Trevor Medley October 12, 2007

Clive

A slippery, worm like individual, known for his decieptful ways, and total lack of decency and respect.

"Yeah that <blank> is a bit of a Clive isnt he..."

by Anonymous March 25, 2003