The god among biceps. Everytime he makes an entrance, universes collide, the sun explodes, and black holes swallow themselves.
by u mad brah? July 03, 2009
You are so lucky if you have a Clive in your life. They are hysterical and aren't afraid to stand up for people the care about. They have the best dance moves. They usually have brown hair. They are usually very strong and aren't afraid to wrestle a friend or family. They know how to have fun. If you have a Clive in your life keep him in your life.
by Aystuvw January 24, 2019
the thiccest dick known to man he'll tear out ur guts and leave you on the ground when hes done he destroys planets when he walks in the room.
by biggy niggy March 27, 2019
by MrAHoleSucked January 01, 2018
An extremely praised person who is known for their amazing looks and personality. can be usually seen with handsome Jon
by TG:83 September 24, 2004
A man who dosn't give a fuck about anything.
Known to gain employment only with companies who provide him with a van, the van is then used to transport friends, a place to smoke weed, a place to sleep.
WARNING- The van may never be returned even on termination of contract.
Known to gain employment only with companies who provide him with a van, the van is then used to transport friends, a place to smoke weed, a place to sleep.
WARNING- The van may never be returned even on termination of contract.
"Clive, this is John from British Gas, can we have our brand new van back please, you havn't done any work for 2 months and you were sacked last week"
"No, fuck-off, It's mine"
"No, fuck-off, It's mine"
by Benny the Brit July 01, 2003
by simultaneous March 23, 2009