clawsturbate

To masturbate with a claw or pincer.

Crabs, lobster, hermit crabs, Dr. Zoidberg, crayfish, war vets, and other pincered organisms can clawsturbate (and probably do).

The hermit crab began to clawsturbate when he was chosen as a new pet.

by MarcT October 14, 2009

clashturbate

Becoming extremely sexually aroused from playing Clash of Clans for hours on end.

Yo Mike, you gonna clashturbate with me later?

by Omnificent February 13, 2014

classturbate

To masturbate while in class.

Especially if you are sweating like a whore in church and screwing your face up as if you are constipated.

See also classturbation.

1. Dude, did you see Bryan classturbate after that biology test?

2. Oh Em Gee, are you classturbating?

3. Did you see that facial expression he made while he classturbated?

by Larry Knickerbockers August 17, 2005

chasturbate

to masturbate frequently in order to keep from going insane from abstaining from sex (ironically you will be making some stains)

I wonder when one of the Jonas Brothers will go against their purity rings. I'm pretty sure that they chasturbate though

by Gnezz10 March 30, 2010

classturbation

To be in a class so boring that you take your non-dominant ( or dominant) hand and reach into your pants pocket and proceed to stimulate your genitals.

Matt: Dude that class was so boring, I just classturbated the whole time.

Nadsack: Me too. Classturbation helps with my tourettes.

by cockjuggling thundercunt March 21, 2009

Classturbate

When you get a raging erection in class and can't resist.

Taking your boner out of your boxers and moving your thighs side to sidee while yoor penis gets stimulation from the rubbing- classturbate

by classturbator69 September 13, 2012

Classturbation

When you fantasize about classmates while fondling yourself.

"I hear Jason is in to Classturbation."

by Cgtheberzerker September 9, 2015