A poorly grown mustache that accurs from lack of motivation to shave.
Also present on boys entering puberty. In which case it is grown to the fullest extent and shown off to there peers.
Also present on boys entering puberty. In which case it is grown to the fullest extent and shown off to there peers.
"dude did see tommy's crustache it totally awesome." "i cant wait for mine to grow in."
"hes kinda cute but whats with the crustache."
"nice crustashe lazy ass."
"hes kinda cute but whats with the crustache."
"nice crustashe lazy ass."
by hexnfx August 5, 2009
Get the crustache mug.(n) When a man ejaculates on another man's mustache and then doesn't clean it off, alowing it to dry.
man 1: "Gee wiz it sure is a boring day with nothing ta do."
man 2: "Sure is...Yo dude I know what we can do. Why don't I give you a crustache?"
man 1: "I don't see why not!"
man 2: "Sure is...Yo dude I know what we can do. Why don't I give you a crustache?"
man 1: "I don't see why not!"
by Ostangspagootti May 18, 2016
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A custy mustache.
The nasty soft-haired mustache. Peach fuzz texture, but dark enough to be seen from far away. Usually sported by little white boys trying to be ghetto.
The nasty soft-haired mustache. Peach fuzz texture, but dark enough to be seen from far away. Usually sported by little white boys trying to be ghetto.
Pedro from Napolean Dynamite has a custache.
Prince has a nasty custache.
Your 14 year old brother who refuses to shave his upper lip has a custache
Prince has a nasty custache.
Your 14 year old brother who refuses to shave his upper lip has a custache
by joe wig December 22, 2008
Get the custache mug.A mustache of semen (cum) that is delacately layed on the upper lip of a female, or in a homosexuals case on the upper lip of a man. This can be licked off by any partner and deposited into a sink or swallowed. Make sure there are no STD's while preforming this sexual activity. Best done after oral sex.
Dude i was gettin head from this chick and i cumed on her face and made a cumstache outta it... it was gnarly. it was a true work of art! She swallowed it and everything!
by Alex Ostrow May 1, 2006
Get the Cumstache mug.A shot of ejaculate sprayed artfully across the lip of your sex partner.
An unappetizing flavor of ice cream usually sold in adult novelty stores.
An unappetizing flavor of ice cream usually sold in adult novelty stores.
Zac hadn't cum in three days and sprayed a thick cumstachio right across Pete's face.
Shirley said she would never let me give her a dirty sanchez so I gave her a cumstachio instead.
Cumstachio is one of the most sought after skills in a pornographic actor.
If a creepy old man offers you a lick of cumstachio ice cream, you should promptly alert a police officer.
Shirley said she would never let me give her a dirty sanchez so I gave her a cumstachio instead.
Cumstachio is one of the most sought after skills in a pornographic actor.
If a creepy old man offers you a lick of cumstachio ice cream, you should promptly alert a police officer.
by Muppetsoup, Andyavon February 3, 2010
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1. When one eats food in a vigorous manner, and gets crumbs all over their face. Mostly on their upper lip.
2. Crumbs on your mustache. (or mustache area)
1. When one eats food in a vigorous manner, and gets crumbs all over their face. Mostly on their upper lip.
2. Crumbs on your mustache. (or mustache area)
by S.MF.L January 10, 2011
Get the Crumbstache mug.A crusty little mustache that can't be grown full enough to be dubbed a full fledged mustache. Usually worn by teenagers or white trash Joe Dirt types that cant grow facial hair but wont take mother natures no for an answer.
by Wordy wordington May 17, 2018
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