verb. Two-handed texting; i.e. Holding your cell phone, Blackberry, etc. up to your face and using two hands to text... resembling a chipmunk with a nut.
We'llask Joe as soon as he's finished chipmunking.
Setting fire to a building and or school bus with 25 children and 2 pregnant women inside. Bonus points if you take a picture with the remains of your victims behind you. Double bonus points if you end up being chosen to lead the federal agency that spearheaded the massacre.
Back in 93' David went chipmanning down in Waco, Tx. Little did he know 28 years later he would be chosen by the most popularpotato to ever have been elected president (honk-honk) to lead the ATF.