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Chipmanning 

Setting fire to a building and or school bus with 25 children and 2 pregnant women inside. Bonus points if you take a picture with the remains of your victims behind you. Double bonus points if you end up being chosen to lead the federal agency that spearheaded the massacre.
Back in 93' David went chipmanning down in Waco, Tx. Little did he know 28 years later he would be chosen by the most popular potato to ever have been elected president (honk-honk) to lead the ATF.
Chipmanning by S. Patriot July 21, 2021
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Chipmunking 

The act of watching numerous recorded university lectures at 2x speed in a futile attempt to cover an entire semesters material the day before the final exam.
"Have you studied for tomorrows exam?"
"Nah, I'm chipmunking all the lectures tonight."
Chipmunking by MonkChipper November 10, 2012
Word of the Day on November 11, 2012
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Chipmunking 

The most gnarly of sex acts. This is when a woman deepthoats a mans dick and when she reaches the base, stuffs one nut per inside her cheeks and smiles and moans ....the moan because of the throat obstruction ...makes her sound like a chipmunk.
That girl can swallow a dick, and before I knew it her cheeks were full and she was chipmunking me.
Chipmunking by RedneckR0nin September 8, 2018

chipmonking 

to insert testicles in each cheek while inserting the penis in your throat. The result looks like a chipmonk with nuts in its cheeks.
She was chipmonking him before they had sex.
chipmonking by xxxSnappyxxx June 10, 2008

chipmunking 

Chipmunking.. In the porn world, It’s when the guy pushes his stiff cock into your cheek hard from the inside out, creating the classic “chipmunk face” with bulging cheek. Now a true chipmunking purist will point out that the cock must be pushing so hard that there is a discernable dick head outline showing thru her tightly strained cheek..
Last night I gave the cashier a good chipmunking! Her cheeks were so soft and warm...

Chipmunking 

1. When a woman swollows the entire male genitalia and places one ball in each cheek thereby mimicing a chipmunk.

2. To swollow a mans dick and balls.
Todds mom is amazing, She was chipmunking me while humming the american anthem!
Chipmunking by Ghost Bears February 26, 2010

Chipmunking 

The act of speeding up a song to make the voice high-pitched, like a chipmunk. It originates from the cartoon/band/movie/phenomenon Alvin and the Chipmunks
Dude, that song would be so funny if you chipmunked it.

Chipmunking makes songs funny
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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