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Chemtrails

Chemtrails are the trails that are left behind by some airplanes. They're usually silver iodide (AgI), potassium iodide (KI), or Dry Ice ( CO2 (s) , Solid Carbon Dioxide). They are part of a cloud seeding program to make it rain or snow more to help prevent droughts, and to try to cool earth a little more by creating more clouds. It's good for water, but insufficient for global warming, and greener energy options to reduce CO2 emissions (like solar, wind, and maybe nuclear energy) are needed and not dumping your trash in the ocean so that turtles can eat the jellyfish and not sting you during the summer. There are more wildfires now. Will the earth cool down in time?
Tyler: I'm sweating! Stupid summer!
Cloud seeder plane: *flies by and creates more clouds, leaving chemtrails, clouds turning grey and raining.

*Starts raining.

Tyler: Yay! It's raining!

Josh: Woo hoo!

Stephanie: Woah!

*They all start dancing in the rain.
by HawaiianPunch1 June 28, 2023
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Chemtrail

a word to describe the Silver Iodide sprayed during Cloud Seeding operations. Cloud seeding is 100% true and a weather modification technique used around the world.
See that Chemtrail, I heard they were seeding the clouds this winter, I hope there aren't any catastrophic floods.
by ewash2607 April 28, 2023
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Chemtrail

A gas and nano-particle mixture typically sprayed behind an unmarked non-commercial airplane or group of airplanes with the goal of creating a mesh-like structure over the sky in a specific area. The gas and nano-particle mixture then expands over several hours and forms a silky-white film coverage quite like an umbrella. The purpose of these “umbrellas” sprayed all over the world has not yet been validated.
Some sources suggest that the spraying is designed to combat global warming, however this theory is incorrect due to studies of raw climate data presented by environmental experts (not paid by governments to misrepresent data) which correctly show the world has been experiencing a global cooling phase since 1999. Other sources suggest the spraying is based on a plan with a desired sinister result. This theory is closer to the truth due to environmental testing which has shown irrefutable proof that certain dangerous compounds directly related to the spraying are massively increasing in the air, water and ground.
The misidentification of chemtrails as contrails (water/ice vapor trails from an airplane engine) indicates a public intelligence gap coupled with a planned structured system of denial. Whistle blower attempts to inform the public and governmental agencies of the hidden program and massively negative environmental impact have had limited effect due to the structured denial system from government, coupled media and coupled scientific segments.
The chemtrails, that don't exist, are sure out today.
by WorldWantsPlastic January 9, 2018
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Chemtrail Cough

That nagging cough you get that never gets too bad but also never goes away despite being perfectly healthy otherwise, taking tons of vitamins and trying all your natural home-remedies. A direct result of breathing chemicals (barium and aluminum) sprayed into the atmosphere by the government.
"Dang, I've been drinking tons of tea and using my neti pot but I still can't shake this chemtrail cough, must be from that grid they sprayed last week."
by peacechicken January 11, 2012
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weed chemtrail

Also, weed contrail. The odiferous trail left behind an automobile in which significant amounts of smoked marijuana is being consumed.

From weed, slang for marijuana, and chemtrail, a conspiracy-theorist's variant on contrail, the condensation trail left behind by a jet airplane at high altitude.
Dude, did you get a whiff of that Lexus that drive by? It was leaving a serious weed chemtrail.
by x Chicagoan April 21, 2017
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Chemtrail

That is best defined by how it differs from contrails. Chemtrails are perpendicular lines of clouds presumably extending from an aircraft. A contrail is noted by how quickly they disperse into the atmosphere because they are just water vapor. That is how chemtrails differ. Lines if cloud extend from the moment the source appears on the horizon, until it disappears from the horizon. The second attribute of chemtrails is that they persist in the sky for a greater duration than what is exhibited by contrails. There has been reports of a myriad of photos showing the difference between contrails & chemtrails, let alone videos showing them over time.

This is written in an effort to help correct the internet's ignorance on chemtrials. Even academics at universities appear easily confused on the difference between contrails & chemtrails. One academic wrote a report claiming they were only a conspiracy theory, which inspired a full minute of laughter.
There are a lot of chemtrails in the sky today.
by Witkh13 September 12, 2023
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