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Chompology

Ancient Greek: -λογία

Medieval Latin: -logia
French: -logie

-logy: A subject of study or interest; A branch of knowledge; A science.

Chompology:
The study of munching or chewing noisily or vigorously; the study of chewing noises or actions.
Hungry Hungry Hippos offers forth a subtle philosophical discourse on Chompology in the 1960s-1970s, thus foreshadowing the rise of the ever consuming automata.
by ra ramses April 18, 2018
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Crimeology

The study of crime itself and more particulary how to commit one and get away with it.
The science was founded by a group of antiestablishment acdemics. They believe that law controls too much of our lives and that most crime is such victimless crime as prostitution,underaged sex,underager drinking,public sex ect. and that most criminals are really victims of society.
The main principles of crimeology are that one needs to plan a crime backwards so one won't get too emotionaly involved in it and back out.
Know everything there is to know about police science and technology and behavor. In other words to know your enemy better that they know them selves and also to study all one needs to know about forensic science.
Study the sciences of antipolice science and antipolice technology and antiforensic science for what one needs to know. All three are branches of crimeology.
Go through an "ology" list to know all about the future crime scene.For example the sociology and chemistry of drugs ect.
John is studying crimeology.
by Deep blue 2012 December 18, 2009
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cheminology

It's something a weird old guy says on the sidewalk.
"That's cheminology, man"
by Chaminology November 15, 2013
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Chemiology

Like physiology bits essentially the same thing typically a chemistry related class with some health science and biology all intertwined
I’m so tired of my chemiology homework, first I had to study a check then I had to balance elements.
by 6nibba9 February 10, 2026
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chaseology

the method of not going after females who are chased by other dudes for you will not stand out
Chaseology: fuck that bitch if she’s not obsessed with you
Chaseology 101: never send a dick pick
by anonymous January 28, 2021
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checkology

A bitch ass website that makes you do 5000 questions on a single assignment.
Guy 1 : UGHHHH WE HAVE TO DO CHECKOLOGY!!!
Guy 2 : NOOOOOOOOO THIS IS ABSOLUTE TORTURE!
by EXPUNGEDANDREDACTED March 29, 2022
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Chomology

(noun)
The existential and overall useless

self-study of a chomo's own inner chomo, always occuring on its own, internally, and never leading anywhere helpful or enlightening - except to perhaps alert nearby anti-chomo activists to the presence of a nearby chomo via the psychopathic-looking and unique "chomo-stare" that animates its face.

A completely pointless discipline for a completely abhorrent creature.
Joe: hey you see that weirdo right there, the one staring at nothing like he's fantasizing a murder or something?

Bob: yeah, what about him?
Joe: well that there is a Chomological stare - the kind a chomo gets when it's considering some chomo sh*t, or Chomology.

Bob: ohhh boy that's chomology, yeah I've heard of it.

Joe: well it's time to send it back to school: grab that steel pipe and come with me.

Chomo: hey leave me alone! I am a professor of Chomological Studies at PDF Universi-BONK!
by robot.palmtree August 13, 2024
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