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celebrity

ppl who just appear and act out in movies that ppl like following around instead of the ppl who actually put thought, time and money into making the movie. the only thing celebrities do are whine about their mini insignificant problems without even concidering that normal ppl have problems that actually MATTER and expect everyone to care. i might see some light in stupid ppl following singers around, but not actors. if neone can just go act in a movie or get $10 million per episode then all of us can or should! ppl who actually contribute to the economy should be the ones who get $100 billion a year.

they often have 10 marriages per year. they deserve to be miserable.
Me: "Hey, I just created the cure for Cancer, ended poverty and ended war."
Loser: "Brittany Spears got knocked up again."
Friends of Loser: "REALLY?!?!?!"
Me: "Fucking Assholes. you're all losers and you'll die losers."

the only ppl who are remotely interested in celebrities are poor lonely losers, old perverted computer geeks who still live with their parents and bimbos with eating disorders who despretely wanna look like another bimbo like jennifer aniston.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 21, 2005
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celebrity

Someone who makes a fortune singing, acting and dancing yet posesses absolutley no talent in any of these fields.
Jessica Simpson, Jessica Simpsons celebrity sister Ashley, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, etc...
by 44 September 2, 2006
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celebrity

someone who is lazy, gains everything without paying
that celebrity is a parasite
by didier May 18, 2007
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celebrity

1. A loser who walks on red carpets and gets more eyes than a Shelby Cobra.

2. Someone who gets money that they don't deserve.

3. Someone who is perceived a deity in American culture.
Stop focusing on celebrity issues. Who cares who got married/divorced/cheated on/or has a baby, everyone else does!

And for those damn teenage girls: Ignore these people, they are not important, they are not a role model who you believe is posisitive influence.

I condemn celebrities because they are stuck-up morons who can't do anything good for the world and are a distraction to real issues. They are artificial people, and I am not jealous of them, just don't pay any attention to them, and anything so see in a damn supermarket or whatever, don't buy it if you see their name/face on it. It's pointless shit, really, it is...
by idonthavaname August 4, 2006
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celebrity

A kick ass station wagon made by Chevrolet from 82 to 88. Usually seen in a gold color, with a pimpin spoiler on the back. The interior is made from genuine hide of nauga, with vinyl and brushed aluminum detailing. Worth almost $25 nowadays.
My '87 Celebrity requires you to unlock the passenger's side front door and then hit the unlock button in order to unlock the driver's side front door with the key
by CaptainProjectile December 18, 2004
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celebrity

To film any sexual act for home viewing or personal use only. Then to have it accidently posted on the internet or sold as amatuer porn.
Don't go pull a celebrity like Eve or you'll find your footage online!
by Rudy Valdez November 20, 2006
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celebrity

Mel Gibson officially became a celebrity with his appearance on The Simpsons...
by Sammy Collin April 5, 2008
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