carroting 

placing carrots with over dried weed.

Damn it, this weed taste like a carrot. Jeff must have done some carroting on this shit.

carroting by spoof720 August 26, 2013

carroting 

The fine art of throwing canoes at old ladies and see how many it takes for them to say FUCK OFF!!!!

Johnny was a great at carroting.

carroting by Captain Tuckshop November 24, 2006

Carroting 

In the 19th century, this was the process when good-quality hats were manufactured for men

Making, Sewing, Manuafacturing, Carroting

Carroting by Fedfan22 July 30, 2018

telemarketer caroling 

the act of answering your phone when a telemarker calls you and then proceeding to sing Christmas songs to them until they hang up.

Alright! The telemarketer from last week has decided to call once again. Time for some telemarketer caroling.

telemarketer caroling by DwightS. October 27, 2010

Saddle For Carrying 

When you have to carry the lads everyday. Used to reduce back pain. Just equip it and carry to your heart's desire.

Make sure you know what you're dealing with, some lads require significantly more carrying. 2 year protection plan is highly recommended to repair damages. Comes with a free massage appointment and health insurance.

Pal: "Yo dawg did you do the lab? It's due tonight and I haven't even started 😩."
Dawg: *buys 'Saddle For Carrying (4 month durability)' from Amazon* "Just hop on already."
Pal: "I promise you no more carrying after this!"
Dawg: "Yeah yeah...lying ahh bih."

***10 seconds later***
Dawg: *breaks back from carrying too hard*
Dawg: "I'm calling my lawyers 😡. This is perjury 😡."
Pal: "You can't afford any."
Dawg: "Y u do dis :(."

Saddle For Carrying by Lead Bud 123 May 25, 2021

Caroing 

When one camps excessively in objective based Call of Duty matches, usually trying to achieve killstreaks or other personal feats.

"Man this one kid keeps caroing, get a life!"

Caroing by FEEEEEG November 11, 2011

priest caroling 

Priest caroling, usually done around Christmas, is the act of dressing up as a priest, going door to door in your local town and telling false news that someone close to them has died.

"Are you going priest caroling this Christmas?"
"My friend hasn't spoken me since I priest caroled her last year."

priest caroling by ProClifo November 27, 2018