carp

Can be used in place of word crap as an expletive, to be milder on the ears. The word stems from a desire to soften crap, which stems from a desire to soften shit, which was actually an acronym for... Read the definition.

Ah S--(sees teacher)cr--(sees English teacher)carp! Yes, carp!

by Nilegazer Die April 6, 2005

carp

An effortless attempt to do nothing!

"do you want to go on the swans today dawson?
Nah the rats are hench and i'm to carped. Ask Viskus"

"theres absolutely nothing to do today
Yeh ano, do you wana just carp"

"Blorse is so fat, he's been carping all day"

by chrismccro August 18, 2010

carp

Anagram of the word Crap, can be used secretely without someone getting offended.

Mispelling of the word crap.

Also a type of fish.

Do you like your new school shoes son?
Yes Dad they're carp!
Oh right glad you liked them.

omg u iz gh3y nd u iz carp!!111111 nd i cant type

by Pipey Magraw April 16, 2006

carp

the special childen who are forced to live in big emptty rooms covered in carpet so they dont fall and hurt them selves hense the word "CARP" short for carpet, These childen face a lack of social knowlegde and face a slight case of mental retardation

timmy is such the carp

by big bird on campus September 14, 2007

carp

acronym for:

Cool
And
Radically
Popular

Carver: I aim to be CARP. Cool and Radically Popular.
Tony: Good thing you don't want to be Cool Rich and Popular.
Carver: Why?

by MaxManhatten July 7, 2007

carp

A frivolous complaint.
A fish.
A homemade harp. (crap/harp?

"I can't stand all of his carps!"
"There's a carp in the water"
"That carp made of ropes and boards sounds surprisingly good.

by Carcass July 15, 2005

carp

To hold unparalleled power; to not suck. Often times has large, skilled hands.

That guy is carping all over today.

by Chris Carpenter March 2, 2004