If you know a carlina chances are she's brightened your day more than a few times with her bubbly, awkward yet cute sense of humor. In fact Carlinas can make anyone laugh. She'll steal your heart with her adorable laugh and drag you in for good with her captivating eyes. You can never be bored talking to a Carlina, everything she says will make you laugh and put you in a good mood
by James jessie March 19, 2014
Get the Carlina mug.Perhaps one of the finest comedians that ever lived, George Carlin defined the word counterculture as we know it today. Pushing the First Amendment as Lenny Bruce did, Carlin always had something to say and if you were easily offended by what he said he would advise you to "GO THE FUCK OUTSIDE". I hope the First Amendment didn't w/ him. I will miss Georgie Porgie…
Most people are not particulary good at anything. George Carlin
If acting was hard for me, I wouldn't do it, it is something that I like to do.
If someone loves you and they leave and don't come back, it was never meant to be. If someone loves you and they leave and come back, set them on fire.
When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve.
Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
Somehow I enjoy watching people suffer.
Heart disease has changed my eating habits, but I still cook bacon for the smell.
I'm completely in favor of the separation of church and state. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
March 1997 We use up words like "spiritual" so fast in this culture. Twenty years ago "spiritual" had a distinct meaning. But now there's a lot of jack-off thinkers who just love to talk about the spiritual. And there is a lot of bogus -- is "bogosity" a word? It should be -- a lot of bogosity in these spiritual seekers. So you have to find another way to express it. I just call it "how I fit.
I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
I'm not afraid of heights, I'm just afraid of falling from them.
To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated, but not be able to say it.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.
Don't confuse my point of view with cynicism. The real cynics are the ones who tell you that everything's gonna be all right.
Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established.
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done".
Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another.
If acting was hard for me, I wouldn't do it, it is something that I like to do.
If someone loves you and they leave and don't come back, it was never meant to be. If someone loves you and they leave and come back, set them on fire.
When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve.
Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
Somehow I enjoy watching people suffer.
Heart disease has changed my eating habits, but I still cook bacon for the smell.
I'm completely in favor of the separation of church and state. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
March 1997 We use up words like "spiritual" so fast in this culture. Twenty years ago "spiritual" had a distinct meaning. But now there's a lot of jack-off thinkers who just love to talk about the spiritual. And there is a lot of bogus -- is "bogosity" a word? It should be -- a lot of bogosity in these spiritual seekers. So you have to find another way to express it. I just call it "how I fit.
I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
I'm not afraid of heights, I'm just afraid of falling from them.
To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated, but not be able to say it.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.
Don't confuse my point of view with cynicism. The real cynics are the ones who tell you that everything's gonna be all right.
Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established.
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done".
Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another.
by BoredOutofMyMind2 June 23, 2008
Get the George Carlin mug.Related Words
carmine
• carmina
• carminea
• Carmin
• carmina burana
• Carmina Effect
• Carminati
• carminda
• Carmindy
• Carmine_Bertolini
Person 1: Hey, you hear about that fight at cardinal heights?
Person 2: Which one? There were 5 this week.
Person 1: The third. Wanna smoke some weed?
Person 2: Which one? There were 5 this week.
Person 1: The third. Wanna smoke some weed?
by Ooga booga 34 February 23, 2019
Get the cardinal heights mug.She's funny, nice, kind, sweet, and georgeous.She's that type of girl you always want to be around. She can always make you smile no matter if you're in a bad mood or just had a bad day. She's got the best personality ever and a great sense of humor. She has the most beautiful smile. It'll brighten up your day. She's one of those girls you cant seem to get out of your head. She's also the best you could ever ask for.
by xFade3 April 22, 2014
Get the Carmen mug.Cardinal Newman high school is a catholic school in west palm beach with a ridiculous amount of hot girls and shitty ass sports teams and everyone there is a nicotine fien and kids who think they are big because they have daddy’s money to flex.
by Dontworryboutit12345 March 9, 2019
Get the Cardinal Newman high school mug.Carmen king is a YouTuber with 700k subs. She is literally the life of the party. She makes videos for the Sims 4, GTA 5, IMVU, Bitlife, Detroit Become Human, Until Dawn, and more. She is one of the best girl gamers. She is a queen. She has the best wigs and the best makeup. She also has a makeup chanel called Carmen's Cake. She is one of the funniest gamers ever. She is also a great singer.
by CandySis3 January 15, 2019
Get the Carmen King mug.The most amazing, beautiful, intelligent girl you could ever ask for. Carmina is there to cheer up the ones in sorrow. She is the most caring friend anyone could ever meet. Carmina is the one walking the hallways at school with the kind, beautiful... Everyone and anyone will love her calm, sensitive heart of hers! She's one of the most caring people you'll meet, fights for her friends, but forgets about her own feelings. She's always giving advice to friends and listening to them without even thinking about her own feelings or problems. She feels like a burden when she talks about her feelings so instead, she prefers to smile and act okay. Everyone takes her self-degrading jokes lightly, but few know how insecure she truly is. Most people take her jokes lightly, and only worry sometimes. She tries to only trust a few people because she's scared of being attached and then being left alone. She knows she has friends who are always there for her, but she still thinks she has to fight her battles alone. She tends to have sudden periods of depression and pure sadness, where she smiles even though she's a second away from shattering. She fights for what she believes in and for everyone she loves. She can be a bit impulsive, but that's just her being silly. Her heart is fragile, and she loves all her friends. She would rather be in pain forever rather than watch one of her friends suffer. When she truly falls, she falls completely without looking back.
by Artemis myoung June 7, 2021
Get the Carmina mug.