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Fecal Carbonation

The feeling caused by holding in a fart, that results in the poop being carbonated with the unpassed gas. The resulting poop is bubbly and airy, and often painful to excrete.
Man, I've been holding in so many farts that I'm getting fecal carbonation!

My asshole just got torn apart by my shit's fecal carbonation.
Fecal Carbonation by theaman97 November 25, 2013

Corminator 

Cormac Branagan or the ‘Corminator” is a fictional character from the tv3 series Tallafornia. Cormac may be a renowned playboy inside and outside of the tallafornia house, but by day he moonlights from awesome as a taxi driver. It’s widely known that Cormac is willing to accepting eggs as payment for his cab journeys. His mother is a born and raised, proud Branagan hen, who raised and instilled in him the values of being a crafty cock in the egg selling business. In a recent interview, the philanderer insisted he was taking a break from his lavish lifestyle to focus on his career.
“Only thing I’m layin is eggs y’ano, gotta make the dollaaa”
The Tallaght local is quite a respected businessman at his home of Old Mac Donald’s farm and has seduced many a lovely hen there. Here a hen. Anywhere a hen-hen..

Hence, his understandable cockiness when he once stated; “I could mooch any bird”

Cormac was introdouched into the modeling industry at a young age. Since then he has appeared in numerous magazine and television commercials. His big screen debut came in a Kellogg’s promotion, in which, Cormac posed as the iconic cock, earning him the nickname ‘cormflake.’
“Would ya look at that dick on my cereal box”?

“No man, that’s the cock from tallafornia”

...

"The Corminator"
Corminator by Amzz112 August 4, 2012
The most amazing, beautiful, intelligent girl you could ever ask for. Carmina is there to cheer up the ones in sorrow. She is the most caring friend anyone could ever meet. Carmina is the one walking the hallways at school with the kind, beautiful... Everyone and anyone will love her calm, sensitive heart of hers! She's one of the most caring people you'll meet, fights for her friends, but forgets about her own feelings. She's always giving advice to friends and listening to them without even thinking about her own feelings or problems. She feels like a burden when she talks about her feelings so instead, she prefers to smile and act okay. Everyone takes her self-degrading jokes lightly, but few know how insecure she truly is. Most people take her jokes lightly, and only worry sometimes. She tries to only trust a few people because she's scared of being attached and then being left alone. She knows she has friends who are always there for her, but she still thinks she has to fight her battles alone. She tends to have sudden periods of depression and pure sadness, where she smiles even though she's a second away from shattering. She fights for what she believes in and for everyone she loves. She can be a bit impulsive, but that's just her being silly. Her heart is fragile, and she loves all her friends. She would rather be in pain forever rather than watch one of her friends suffer. When she truly falls, she falls completely without looking back.
Damn! That carmina 's is so fragile
Carmina by Artemis myoung June 7, 2021

culminating project

A project devised by districts around the country to bother the high school senior class by making them work 20 more hours outside of school to prove that they can do a project. In short it's totally lame.
Friend 1 IM: Hey man what's up, I haven't seen you on WoW in five hours.

Friend 2 IM: The culminating project is wasting my life away man.

Carbonation Heart 

When one chugs a carbonated drink to fast thus causing pain in the chest.
Matt: Ah dude! I drank my soda to fast and now I got bad carbonation heart.
Alex: Dude that sucks!
Carbonation Heart by IcePhreak October 22, 2014
The most amazing, beautiful, intelligent girl you could ever ask for. Carmina is there to cheer up the ones in sorrow. She is the most caring friend anyone could ever meet. Carmina is the one walking the hallways at school with the kind, beautiful, and intelligent personallity of hers! All the boys are there looking at her begging her to be theirs... Everyone and anyone will love her calm, sensitive heart of hers!
Omg! Did you see Carmina? She is so beautiful... I wish she could be mine!
Carmina by xcx123ac November 11, 2017