The act of fellating a goose whilst riding either a) a mechanised bucking bronco, b) an old fashioned carousel at a fairground, or c) the number 82 bus in any municipal region.
Often leads to severe cramp and social exclusion on the part of the cardangler.
Often leads to severe cramp and social exclusion on the part of the cardangler.
by Goose9988 November 16, 2012
Get the cardangle mug.1. Noun. A combination of casual and angle. Taking the more casual approach of two angles in a situation, of two slants on a point of view.
2. Noun. A round corner.
2. Noun. A round corner.
1. "I came across way too needy on that date with Sally. I should have played the casuangle."
2. "This turret has a great casuangle!"
2. "This turret has a great casuangle!"
by GrewG December 14, 2008
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Jesus, old Keith went on a date with tiny and from what I hear Keith was absolutely canhandled. I hear his colon ruptured. Ouch!
by Tee Cee Deez March 4, 2021
Get the canhandled mug.The act of conjungling your crotch is a harsh form of CBT; Wherein you take 3 zip ties and arrange them on your (or typically someone elses) ballsack. The formation in which you conjungle is to create an X and put them around the middle (between the testes) of your ballsack, and the third zip tie goes around the top above the testes. You then proceed to tighten the zip ties as hard as you can until they're out of zip, a testicle pops out, or your scrotum hits the floor.
"Some bloke threatened to stab me, so I kidnapped him and told him, 'I gotta Conjungle your crotch, mate.' He's now infertile."
by Schmid the blid March 14, 2023
Get the Conjungle your crotch mug.by Charles McShartles June 12, 2010
Get the Fanjangles mug."I ate my manjangle during Physics class today."
"Please turn to page 591 in your manjangle handbooks."
"Please turn to page 591 in your manjangle handbooks."
by Tim Miller March 1, 2004
Get the manjangle mug.1. Something so awe inspiringly stupid/idiotic/shameful that one cannot even attempt to utter a word.
2. An insult/comeback so powerfully mean one cannot hope to reply in any way other than to stand there, mouth agape, and possibly cry and/or fight the other person.
2. An insult/comeback so powerfully mean one cannot hope to reply in any way other than to stand there, mouth agape, and possibly cry and/or fight the other person.
Example 1: Ionce heard that a man cut off his own penis to please his wife. I was confangled.
Example 2:
Skinny guy: Motherfucker, I swear that I will be That Guy.
Fat dude: Shut up you anorexic, smelly-ass motherfucker.
Skinny Guy: Alright, you fat some of a bitch, you know why your mother died? The same reason you're going to: A clogged fucking heart! You're ugly and fat inside and out, Iand I can't believe that there is a kind and loving God. Why, you may ask? Because no benevolent God of any religion would create something as nasty as you.
Fat guy: ... 8Begins crying and fighting skinny guy*
Example 2:
Skinny guy: Motherfucker, I swear that I will be That Guy.
Fat dude: Shut up you anorexic, smelly-ass motherfucker.
Skinny Guy: Alright, you fat some of a bitch, you know why your mother died? The same reason you're going to: A clogged fucking heart! You're ugly and fat inside and out, Iand I can't believe that there is a kind and loving God. Why, you may ask? Because no benevolent God of any religion would create something as nasty as you.
Fat guy: ... 8Begins crying and fighting skinny guy*
by The Nobody. January 29, 2009
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