3 definitions by Schmid the blid
Wobbling your Wingas means walking up to a man, particularly a fat one, and aggressively shaking his breasts.
by Schmid the blid March 15, 2023
The act of conjungling your crotch is a harsh form of CBT; Wherein you take 3 zip ties and arrange them on your (or typically someone elses) ballsack. The formation in which you conjungle is to create an X and put them around the middle (between the testes) of your ballsack, and the third zip tie goes around the top above the testes. You then proceed to tighten the zip ties as hard as you can until they're out of zip, a testicle pops out, or your scrotum hits the floor.
"Some bloke threatened to stab me, so I kidnapped him and told him, 'I gotta Conjungle your crotch, mate.' He's now infertile."
by Schmid the blid March 15, 2023
The act of binting ones bogos is to walk up behind them, and slap their ass as hard as you physically can. The technique to achieve maximum slap is to bend into it on your knee, extend your elbow into the slap, and go *through* your target in a sense.
"Turn around, I'm going to bint your bogos, thomas."
'But i don't wan- AAAAHH!'
After which he will likely hit the floor in agony.
'But i don't wan- AAAAHH!'
After which he will likely hit the floor in agony.
by Schmid the blid March 17, 2023