The last throwback to the days of Little Nemo... the artsiest of the artsy... quite simply the greatest comic of the last twenty-five years.
by Brian X July 1, 2003
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Mike: Man, I bet he was calling Uncle Earl later on that night.
John: Yep, calling Uncle Earl on his speed dial.
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John: Yep, calling Uncle Earl on his speed dial.
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a vehicle of much mystery, it is fast like a bullet, yet appealing to the eye,like a pornstar and harder to find than the yeti and a chupacabra combine. It is nearly impossible to acquire a caldina in the first place. only a lucky few will ever have their hands on their own caldina. and if they do, chances are they will only have it a short while.
WOW, was that just a caldina that shot by at lightning speed?
was what?
wait, dw, we will never know for sure
was what?
wait, dw, we will never know for sure
by franonicklars June 24, 2010
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So named after the fashion of sticking your head into the bowl and shouting the name of our Lord between spasms.
So named after the fashion of sticking your head into the bowl and shouting the name of our Lord between spasms.
by ..WiL May 24, 2005
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by dj_monged September 2, 2004
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Known widely as a sex offender, who prefers spankings and shop-lifting Hispanics and playboys. Was fired for sex offense from Columbia High School, got rehired as a gym teacher in an elementary school, moved up to Maplewood Middle School, and once again ended up in Columbia High School.
Besides his desire for young men, Wayne is also a man of beauty, and knows how to dress and throw stacks. Wayne Calandriello is therefore the greatest gym teacher of all times.
Known widely as a sex offender, who prefers spankings and shop-lifting Hispanics and playboys. Was fired for sex offense from Columbia High School, got rehired as a gym teacher in an elementary school, moved up to Maplewood Middle School, and once again ended up in Columbia High School.
Besides his desire for young men, Wayne is also a man of beauty, and knows how to dress and throw stacks. Wayne Calandriello is therefore the greatest gym teacher of all times.
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