Cafetreato

A cup of coffee used as a bribe to make someone (esp. a loved one) get out of bed in the morning

A cafetreato is the only way I get to spend time with Dylan in the morning before work.

by Beaky92 May 11, 2016

cafart

When you force out a cough in attempt to cover a fart.

Jenny was so embarrased to let her gass pass in public that she averted attention with a wild 'cafart' which, thankfully eluded the crowd.

by soozer poozer March 5, 2009

cafepress

Word: cafepress
Pronunciation: ka-'fA'pres
Function: verb
Etymology: French café coffee, café, from Turkish kahve; Middle English presse, from Anglo-French, from presser to press

1. To take an idea or piece of artwork, put it on a T-shirt and other merchandise, and have it online for sale for yourself and the general public.
Related activities: t-shirt blogging and bumper sticker activism

Bob: I really want a "Caterpillars rock my face off" shirt.
Mike: Dude, just cafepress it. Maybe everyone wants one.

Jane: Sweet, Dick Cheney just shot his friend in the face.
Emily: I am so cafepressing that.

by wendyrocks November 7, 2006

cafer

A person who posts topics on Tranformice's minforum

Friend: So do you think you'll get likes on your new topic?
Me: Of course! I'm the best cafer

by Winter glaze5666 January 24, 2018

Cafard

Depression or sorrow

One might feel cafard everytime a Generous offer is refused. One might feel sorrow when they add sion

by imoffthedepressantsjon January 17, 2018

Cakearse

When work has too many birthday cakes in one week.

My god I have cakearse now I have eaten all that cake

by Sgil January 18, 2018

Capear

The action if buying drugs.

Today i’m going to capear, you want some?

by Goddesofthemoon January 30, 2021