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A cup of coffee used as a bribe to make someone (esp. a loved one) get out of bed in the morning
A cafetreato is the only way I get to spend time with Dylan in the morning before work.
by Beaky92 May 11, 2016
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Aug 3 Word of the Day
Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.
Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer's must be acting up again.

Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer's is getting out of control.
Person 2: It's OK, I have Prime.
by SamboMayhem August 01, 2020
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