Bumper

A kiss ass party classified by a small group of awesomely intoxicated college or high school students. Normally employing loud music, innumerable amounts of alcohol, and the possible, yet probable use of marijuana. ( A small rager).

Hey, we're having a bumper at my house tonight, bring your shit.

Bumper by bumpasumpa January 18, 2011

Bumper

The indigenous Australian (Aboriginal) word for a discarded cigarette end that contains enough tobacco to be lit and enhaled.

"Ehhhh Cuz, gudda bumper, bruz?"

"Carn Cuz, gis ya bumper--- Darnt put it out in the bin, bruss, garn hafta gettim out cuz. Carn gissa bumper bruz?"

Bumper by Rock The Boat August 30, 2009

bumper

farting on a girls tongue while she gives you a rim job.

when your girls gives you a rim job and you fart you have now given her a bumper.

bumper by ur mommy December 18, 2006

bumper

The part of a car that collides first in a front or end-on collision. (Americans use the word fender).

My bumpers all bashed after that crash.

bumper by Tom_NZ April 7, 2007

Bumper

A beautiful, attractive ,desirable, of-the-in-crowd person. Someone you can not and should not resist.

She was a bumper this chick was. I had to have her then and there.

Bumper by Brian Eakerous December 15, 2003

Bumper

To "bumper" refers to the act of collecting food left over by others after a meal in a restaurant (total strangers) and eating it yourself, without concern for potential infection. You do it after they've left but before the bus boy has cleaned up the table.
People have various "bumper lines," i.e., limits to which types of food or drink they're willing to bumper.
True "bumpering" is done regardless of whether the bumperer has money or is hungry. It's a principle-based practice to avoid wasting food. But hunger or poverty can also be major motivators.

"Dude, that couple's leaving behind a whole plate of fries!"
"Go bumper it bro!"

"Hey man, check out this sandwich I got."
"Is that a double burger with only one bite taken out?"
"Yea!"
"Oh man, what an excellent bumper."

"You want some of this soda I bumpered?"
"No man, drinks are past my bumper lines."

Bumper by brotherofthechamp September 3, 2009

Bumper

1) Noun: A homosexual man. Alternatively, a man you know to be heterosexual who will be upset at any more explicit slurs on his sexuality.

2) Adjective: Having effeminate or ineffectual qualities.

Derived from a truncation of "Bum-Humper"

1) "Is that guy a bumper or what?"

2) "That's another bumper hit from Craig David!"

Bumper by Stooo March 18, 2003