Brocession

A term used to describe the increased number of men laid off and becoming "house-husbands"

Dude, let's bro out on the xbox. We got so much free time now 'cause of the brocession.

Many working wives are tired of dealing with their husbands stranded at home because of the brocession.

by wutsgood May 19, 2010

bromission

When you (male) ask your guy friend for permission to hook up with, bang, or date your friend's ex-girlfriend, ex-wife, girlfriend, wife, or pretty much any girl your friend has been with.

"Damn, Joe's ex-wife is all up on my junk."

"Dude, you'd better call Joe and get bromission before you hit that."

by Camp Custy March 17, 2009

bromission

A conjunction of 'bro' and 'mission,' usually in reference to a mission of bros (e.g., a road trip).

Subtext is similar to the portmanteau 'bromance.'

"Hey Hermano, let's go on a bromission to Redmond."

"Roger that. I'll pick you up in 5, Hermano out."

by phooji May 18, 2010

brovasion

An invasion of bros.

There were so many bros on the river yesterday, it was a total brovasion.

by KL83 July 20, 2014

Brofessional

The one bro in your group that is pro at everything

Your friend Steve the brofessional should play in the Brolypics.

by datdude111 August 16, 2011

Brofessional

one who is a Professional Bro, who not only excels but pillages in all forms of partying, including, but not limited to: drinking, smoking, smoking cigarettes, talking to girls, handling liquor, and getting out of shit while your drunk.

"Gotta hand it to mitch, kid was a brofessional tonight."

by Old Man Jasper November 2, 2011

brofession

The general term for the profession of bro's worldwide.
- A Bro job.

First coined by Barney Stinson, a noble bro of the highest Bro Code order.

Marshals brofession is to say "Lawyer'd!"

by Thorm February 5, 2010