Braintree

where the true G's r from innit braintree U.K u gotta visit its the place 2 b 2005 true ghetto visit braintree n ur a true G

fiddy visited braintree

by muzlim February 22, 2005

Braintree

Braintree is a decently large town in Essex, England 15 miles west of Colchester and 10 miles northeast of Chelmsford City. The last known population record of Braintree was taken in 2014, where the population was about 150,000, if since then, the population growth has continued at the same rate, then it is estimated that the population as of 2019 is probably about 154,000. Braintree lies on the River Brain while Bocking lies on the River Blackwater, the two are often referred to together as Braintree and Bocking. Braintree has a football club, Braintree Town FC, nicknamed The Iron, and they will next season (19/20) be competing in the National South (6th Division). Braintree is bypassed by the A120 and the A131.

Braintree is twinned with Pierrefitte-sur-Seine in France and has given its name to Braintree, Massachusetts and Braintree, Vermont in the US of A.

//en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Braintree,_Essex

Copy that link with https: at the beginning to look at more info, I ain't got enough time to post it all.

"Braintree is a nice town"

by Thot Patrol 69 May 31, 2019

Richard Braintree

A cast member of the psychological horror game, Silent Hill 4: The Room. He is Henry's psychotic, stalker-skinning, child hating neighbor who the player meets in the Building World. He later appears as the seizure, convulsing victim who can teleport and attack madly.

-Richard Braintree: "Then there must be something wrong with the whole apartment building..."

by Joseph Schreiber November 15, 2009

New Braintree

A tiny hick town in Massachusetts with more cows than ppl. Most ppl become farmers. Very rare anyone gets out for good. Literally in the middle of nowhere. Nothing to do except go for long walks, or go help do hay on a local farm.

Person 1: hey man where are you from???
Person 2: New Braintree
Person 1: oh … I’ve never heard of it before.

by Hahaih8myself April 19, 2022

brainfreeze

N. Ipsilateral, temporal, orbital and or bilateral pain resulting from rapid cooling of the spheno-palantine ganglion (roof of mouth), often a result of ice-cream or slurpees, although any cold substance can trigger such a response. The pain is a result of dialated blood vessels in the brain brought on by spasms of the nerve endings and typically peaks in about 20 seconds from the point of ingestion.

After rapidly ingesting the Slurpee, Bob winced in pain as if he were having a migraine.

by TroubleTeeRoy January 30, 2005

brainrection

A condition that exists when all of the blood rushes to your brain. Typically brought on by shocking, interesting, or new information.

I had a full-on brainrection, when I heard the news about Thomas Coyne.
That movie was a Total brainrection.
After reading that book I couldn't get a brainrection for a month.

by DerelictDoug.net June 18, 2020

braintellectual

A portmanteau of the words brain and intellectual that describes individuals whose intellectual capabilities are so great that they understand this word and probably more complex subject matter too.

The opposite of brainlet.

It is very commonly used in a sarcastic manner.
It can be used as an adjective or a noun.

Bradon, you got really high grades so that means you're a braintellectual
Justus, in all his braintellectual musical genius, exclaimed "the percussionist sets the tempo!"
While brainlet Chads are busy fucking whores, a braintellectual such as me will be busy doing your mom!

by Everyone that has played Smash December 29, 2018