Boredsauce

The payload you blow when your so bored you just have to do the one-handed clap.

I was so bored I jacked off and blew my boredsauce on the keyboard.

by 3Psweeze January 7, 2010

breastaurant

A restaurant, such as Hooters, that serves both food and breasts.

Hey Dad, since Mom is out of town, can we go to the breastaurant?

by Ants July 18, 2003

breastaurant

A male-oriented restaurant where the servers' bodacious, natural cleavage is never on the menu--but always in voluminous supply. Daisy Dukes in various forms (denim, khaki, Lycra) function to round out the servers' assets.

Openly admiring these women is an unspoken, but completely sanctioned, activity by all parties involved: owners, managers, servers, and patrons.

(With apologies to Yoda), "The force of booblevision is strong yes?"

Breastaurants are in a class by themselves. They are certainly above the mainstream in terms of atmosphere, but will never be considered fine dining by pretentious elitists who value "ambiance" (pronounced OM-bee-ahnse) over ample portions of, well... everything.

Breastaurant atmosphere is both fun and titillating. It gives new meaning to the phrase: "Let's head to the mountains!" Likewise, the food is a carnivore's delight.

As such, breastaurants send out a vibe that wards off feminists, vegans, and queer men in a TWO block radius.

See also: brestaurant, breastraunt.

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The Metroplex area really has it going on when it comes to breastaurant selection.

Between Twin Peaks, Bone Daddy's and Hooters, one can keep abreast of some of the finest female forms that America has to offer world humanity. Breastaurants should be declared "UNESCO World Heritage" sites.

UNESCO DELEGATE: "I agree! Twins, twins everywhere, it's a bodacious breastacular!

In my country of Crapistan the waitresses all wear BURQAS for Pete's sake! Oy vey."

by One Stark Reality May 26, 2009

Bootasaurus

A name to describe someone who drinks too much and then throws up in massive amounts that seemingly could only come from a giant creature.

Tina: "Wow...our apartment is trashed. It looks like a bootasaurus was in here."

Courtney: "It was Matt's 21st bday last night..."

by BootasaurusVictim March 4, 2011

boozasaurus

an individual that drinks alcohol until he or she is extinct

If Tom doesn't stop acting like a boozasaurus, he is going to end up with liver disease and Korsakoff's syndrome.

by jfee March 6, 2007

Breastures

1) Using your hands to visually describe the size, shape, or movement of a woman's breasts.
2) A woman using her breasts to persuade a member of the opposite sex. Such as unbuttoning to avoid a traffic ticket.

Woman: He should have given me a ticket, but a few buttons removed and some breastures got me off with a warning.

by Sethington August 21, 2008

Boreasaurus

A boring dinosaur. Can be used to call someone out when they're being boring.

Leah: I wanna get drunk tonight!
Carla: I don't, I wanna get an early night
Leah: C'mon! Don't be such a boreasaurus!

by leahjane93 October 3, 2012