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Bonersaurus 

The act in which an erect penis detatches itself and forms arms, teeth, feet, and a tail. It then tends to rampage across cities endlessly. The only cure, find a boner-shrinking image; such as Paris Hilton
Tom: Oh my god, is that set of boobs glowing?! I think im getting a boner!!! OH NO! WATCH OUT!

Jerry: What is THAT?

Tom: Its a bonersaurus! Run, Quick! Find a poster of Paris!!

Oh thank god we stopped the brute.
Bonersaurus by Alfonzogarbanzo June 19, 2010

babeasaurus rex 

Someone who is ferociously sexy. A hottie of epic proportions...
My f***ing god... Did you see that guy at the gym!? He's a f***ing babeasaurus rex!
babeasaurus rex by Chakra September 27, 2006

Bootasaurus

A name to describe someone who drinks too much and then throws up in massive amounts that seemingly could only come from a giant creature.
Tina: "Wow...our apartment is trashed. It looks like a bootasaurus was in here."

Courtney: "It was Matt's 21st bday last night..."

boozasaurus 

an individual that drinks alcohol until he or she is extinct
If Tom doesn't stop acting like a boozasaurus, he is going to end up with liver disease and Korsakoff's syndrome.
boozasaurus by jfee March 6, 2007

Bernasaurus Rex 

A rare species that appears when large individuals named Bernie become intoxicated and create a disaster.
Oh shit, here comes Bernasaurus Rex. Take anything fragile off the shelves.
Bernasaurus Rex by TFT152 June 30, 2011

Boshasaurus 

The last living dinosaur aka Chris Bosh. Currently plays for the Miami Heat and the only dinosaur to win a championship in anything. Born 50 million B.C. Also the Boshasaurus is known to be really gay and photo/videobomb anyone.
Boshasaurus Rex Boshi Bosh gay as fuck Boshasaurus Rex Raptor who left his kind