Burting 

A spiritual successor to the Dirty Sanchez, Burting is the next step in sexual conquest. If you remember Sesame Street you will remember the duo of Ernie and Burt. The character Burt was cursed with a famously bushy Unibrow.
In 'Burting' someone, your goal is to recreate this iconic look on the sweaty face of your sloppy disease ridden whore you could barely afford, or possibly a loved one. With your poop-covered penis you achieved after tricking him/her into anal intercourse, simply drag across the eyebrows or eyes to forever shame them.

If you are feeling extra naughty, you can simply lay a log across their eyes in what we now call the 'Bushy Burt'

" She wouldn't stop nagging me so last night she got some old fashion Burting. Now we don't talk much anymore...but at least she shut up."


" Last night I gave my girlfriend a Bushy Burt. She didn't see it coming, she couldn't see me leave."

Burting by kamikaZi_blitz April 21, 2009

nostril blunting

Sticking a blunt in each nostril and duct taping your mouth shut so that you cannot breathe unless you breathe through the blunt.

"My friend James died last week while nostril blunting."

nostril blunting by Joseph Conrad January 11, 2008

bluntington

Another name for the town of Huntington. An obvious reference to the ammount of marijuana consumed in the town.

We smoke mad blunts in bluntington

bluntington by Joey Pitchfork July 27, 2006

blarting 

To cry your eyes out

"Stop blarting, little Johnny!"

blarting by Mandy Robinson June 9, 2005

blarting 

The act of falling down when overweight. This is popularised by Paul Blart, the Mall Cop, as he falls down in each movie for at least 5+ times. TL:DR Fat man go boom-boom.

Oh dear, Paul is always blarting all over the place! He just blarted right there in the ball at work. It never stops.

blarting by MertK October 23, 2016

blurping mud 

The act of wet farting with an especially low toned, bubble popping quality. Reminisent of geothermal mud pools, or molten lava, that expel gas through large surface bubbles.
Likely to leave uncomfortable 'reah splotch in undergarmets. Can be disastrous if one is freeballin'.

Possibly the root of the "brown noise."

I was trying to cut an SBD in the elevator, but ended up blurping mud in my shortpants!

blurping mud by dfiantone December 16, 2005

Blurping

The act of making up awesome words.

When we made up the word blurping, we were actually blurping but we didn't know it.

Blurping by blurpin genius December 28, 2010