You fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus

Say this to someone who did something dumb.

Ben: i touched the orb after being told not to, now I'm in jail.
Jeff: why did you do that?
Ben: idk
Jeff: you fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus.

by The person who does things. December 7, 2020

Blongford

Something that take's a lot longer than expected, to the point it starts to bore you, and you loose the will to live. The only thing that keeps you alive is the fact that the "Blongford" has something that you want and need.

Homie 1. Shit man this is is taking time!!
Homie 2. i no man, looks like we have another Blongford

by Mark Hunter-Uk March 31, 2008

bling blong

Bling Bling Worn By White Suburban Kids Or Milkshakes Endorsing Boost Mobile

Frylock: What're you wearing?
Master Shake: Bling blong baby. It represents my lifestyle and stratus as street-savvy irreverant youth who lives large, yet hunger for the next level in life. You know, Boost Mobile is the premium yoth foocus communication network and instant gateway to opportunities. That's the chirp! I gotta take this. Hey, where you at dawg?!

by Rudy90745 May 15, 2008

blounge

to smack someone with your breasts

She blounged me with DD's.

by Anonymous October 23, 2003

prongus blongus

Basically used when an authority that doesn’t like swearing is around but you really want to call someone a prick. Can also be used just to spice up your vocabulary. Each word can be used individually

“Don’t be such a prongus blongus!”
Or
“You fucking prongus”

by SkeptaPurple April 20, 2018

Blongkin

The act of taking a shit while smoking a bong.

Stem: Blumpkin

"Dude, after work today I had a great Blongkin!"

"Where's the bong?"
"Dave has it in the bathroom, he told me he was going to take a Blongkin"

by audifan420 July 24, 2010

blonge

Someone who originally had ginger hair then had part of their hair dyed blonde.

"Hey guys have you heard about Andy. His hair is now Blonge!"

by andy haddock January 21, 2008