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Blorple

An excessively large or obese animal or person. See also: absolute unit
My cat is the biggest blorple.
by meowlnir July 20, 2018
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blowgloving

An act that's sort of like a combination between an inverted rusty trombone and the silent duck.
Fortunately, the wall was glass tile, so there wouldn't be too big a mess to clean up from the blowgloving.
by Christopher Plasse-Mintz July 17, 2017
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Blorgus

That weird flab of skin in between your middle and ring finger that you show off when you express your Spock-like nature.
Dude, I was just giving a fellow Spock a quick wave and my blorgus was sweaty, hopefully he didn't notice.
by ZESTYG September 4, 2018
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Blergle

Utterance used in answer to questions when one is in the confused mental state experienced immediately after waking, or when too tired or otherwise mentally incapacitated to deal with any complex thought process. Can also be used when simply not understanding a complex question or not knowing an answer to a complex question. Originally intended for IRC or IM use, but can be used vocally.
<person_a>: So can you describe life in the existentialist sense?
<person_b>: Blergle
by Skinfitz October 31, 2004
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Bloogle

A blowjob given whilst the recipient is using Google for thoughtful research.

It is considered by some experts to be the greatest example of the Pavlovian reward cycle.
Gentleman 1: Dude, did you know that you're not supposed to throw rice at weddings anymore?

Gentleman 2: You're kidding! How do you know that?

Gentleman 1: It's true! I found out while my girlfriend was Bloogling me last night. Birds eat the rice and their stomach freaking explodes!

Gentleman 2: Hell yeah! Bloogles are the best
by Dr. Milo Hutchinson October 6, 2008
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bloggle

1. To be overwhelmed by requests to visit and comment upon your many friends blogs.
2. To feel stupefied by consistently reading blogs. Or: To lose touch with reality through over induging in factoids, conspiracy theories and the generally uninformed opinion of blogs.
EG1: I felt bloggled after returning from my ten-year reunion...everyone I saw, told me of their new blog and asked me to not only visit their blogs, but everyone was expecting me to leave them a comment- I felt absolutely bloggled.
EG2: After a day's surfing sites on the illuminati, area 51, skull and bones, Yale and how George Bush really became our president, I felt totally bloggled- I had to go out for air, or read a proper newspaper.
by Vergelimbo April 16, 2006
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blorgenstein

an exclamation used in a time of distress and annoyance
My calculater broke....BLORGENSTEIN!!!
by mxb418 December 13, 2008
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