A sexual act which involves a man resting his buttocks on his partner's shoulder, while his partner rests her chin upon his pelvis and proceeds to stroke his penis, as if playing a violin.
Jordan enjoyed Amy's musical talents far more after she demonstrated her skills with the bloated violin.
by Shaguar28 January 23, 2012
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Tim: “ man I can’t leave this job, I’ll be homeless. I hate what I’m doing but I can’t quit and find something better. It’s too risky.”
John fucking Rambo: “burn the boats you pussy.”
Tim: “ man I can’t leave this job, I’ll be homeless. I hate what I’m doing but I can’t quit and find something better. It’s too risky.”
John fucking Rambo: “burn the boats you pussy.”
Tim: “ man I can’t leave this job, I’ll be homeless. I hate what I’m doing but I can’t quit and find something better. It’s too risky.”
John fucking Rambo: “burn the boats you pussy.”
John fucking Rambo: “burn the boats you pussy.”
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1.(n) Software that comes pre-installed on a computer. Bloatware generally comes on a PC made by a major manufacturer (i.e. HP, Dell, Toshiba). Most Bloatware is considered to be a useless piece of software that is intended for no other purpose than taking up hard drive space.
2.(n) Software that comes piggy-backed on other software installations. piggy-backing bloatware usually includes toolbars, desktop widgets or external unrelated applications. Most piggy-backing bloatware can perform a mundane task that is generally non-essential to every day computer use.
2.(n) Software that comes piggy-backed on other software installations. piggy-backing bloatware usually includes toolbars, desktop widgets or external unrelated applications. Most piggy-backing bloatware can perform a mundane task that is generally non-essential to every day computer use.
1. My brand new laptop came with so much bloatware, it took me over two hours to remove it all.
2. My anti-virus installation came with so much bloatware, I can't even see the desktop.
2. My anti-virus installation came with so much bloatware, I can't even see the desktop.
by Xaurudame July 31, 2012
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I am totally bloatesque from those 4 bowls of chili and about 90 beers. I think I'm gonna heave.
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bloat hurl heave puke belch deuce full cramps eat overserved loaded plastered
by KRM90 January 21, 2011
Get the bloatesque mug.Bloatmaxing describes a health and fitness movement founded by the great Bloatlord Grizzly Kyriakos from Greece. A proper bloatmax training regiment includes heavy sitting zercher front raises, walking training, ellbow training and lowkick training. An important aspect of the bloatmax lifestyle is the intimidation of twinks. Noteable followers of the bloatmax lifestyle include grizzly jr., Jason "the monster" blaha and Janoy Cresva. To archieve the bloatmaxed physique it is necessary to eat a high sodium diet.
by 8buckcuck September 19, 2018
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A meme originating from reddit after Game of Thrones leaks suggested that two beloved characters would have incredible sex with each other in season 7 episode 7 of the series on some sort of marine vessel. When the same script leaks came to be true of preceding episodes, it became more clear that "#EPIC BOATSEX" (or "BOATCEST") was imminent. As of August 21, 2017, the world awaits for the official airing of the episode.
A meme originating from reddit after Game of Thrones leaks suggested that two beloved characters would have incredible sex with each other in season 7 episode 7 of the series on some sort of marine vessel. When the same script leaks came to be true of preceding episodes, it became more clear that "#EPIC BOATSEX" (or "BOATCEST") was imminent. As of August 21, 2017, the world awaits for the official airing of the episode.
Guy 1: hey bro stop shipping Jon and Daenerys, she's his aunt that's incest
Guy 2: STFU you fookin kneeler, #EPIC BOATSEX is happening whether you like it or not!!
Guy 2: STFU you fookin kneeler, #EPIC BOATSEX is happening whether you like it or not!!
by Bland212 August 22, 2017
Get the epic boatsex mug.Swelling of the abdominal region usually caused by a surplus of water in the body's system, certain types of food, constipation, or as a side effect of the ever dreaded period.
by TheNerdyDancer February 9, 2014
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