Dean Blandino

-noun
A homeless man's penis, usually when exposed in public. Often used disparagingly.

Luke - Don't look over there by those columns! That homeless man just pulled out his Dean Blandino and he's jamming a needle in it!

Mike - Man that's the biggest Blandino I've seen this week, even with that 5 inches of bush.

by stopcalling October 12, 2022

Blanding

A combination of branding and bland. Used to indicate corporate homogenization. Can also apply to corporate interference in the arts, as in the case of Starbucks forming a music label.

"This street used to be full of interesting shops but now it's only Burger Kings and Walmarts."

"Yeah fuck blanding"

by Julyjuly April 12, 2007

Beandip

To lift someones boob up and say "Beandip!"

While Jonnny sat there, I lifted his titty and said "Beandip"

by STRUDEL KAKEZ March 27, 2007

blandiose

When something is pompous, and boring at the same time

The professor gave another of his blandiose pronouncements from Mt. Olympus

by Domini September 28, 2007

Blandian

Is a person usually living in the south who is mixed and comes fro a family with Black,White and Native American Indian.Blandians mainly are seen as light skinned,yellow,or tanned.Most Blandians live in Florida,Georgia,Alabama,Mississippi and Louisiana.They also have naturally straight black hair,brown or even blue eyes.

Olivia of Gulf Coast is Blandian because she is from Black,white and Native American descendants.

by Blando South May 14, 2011

blandit

a crazy person with special needs.

jackson is blandit

by aidenjal November 4, 2019

beandip

to make a scooping motion on a person's nipple whtile at the same time shouting, "Bean dip!"

Benny was walking down the hall when he was unexpectedly ambushed and "Bean-dipped"
-beandip-

by thatwierdguy February 19, 2009