Blad

The female version of a simp.
B- bitch
L- lusting

A- after
D- dick
An example of a blad is Candace Flynn from Phineas and Ferb or Mabel from Gravity Falls.

Dipper from Gravity Falls was a simp.
Yeah, and his sister Mabel was a blad.

by nutella137 July 23, 2020

Blad

Also used by photographers meaning the camera brand "Hasselblad".

John: "I work with a Nikon."
Steve: "Oh really? I used to work with a Nikon but now I work with a blad."

by klideklide August 15, 2009

Blad

Normally used either by people taking the piss out of people who say 'blood' or someone who thinks its cool to say 'blad'

"Yes all my blads, how are my gangster g homies kicking it, yo?"

by Anonymous August 10, 2003

blad

meaning friend. But nobody knows that it is really taken from the jamacan word blud clat, 2 you and me:blood cloth, meaning tampon!

I can't bang her now can I? It's that tym of the month n she got a fuckin blud up her pussy.

by NTFC_lad March 26, 2005

Blad

A name for a chav and what they call each other. ie, they call each other blad and they are referred to as blads.

Interesting point: the Russian for bitch is actually bl'ad. Go figure.

Ow blad, chuck us 50p like, or I'll smack you out ya clit!

by Chris Harding November 19, 2004

Blad

Blad. Many people mistake this for the Jamaican for blood brother. Infact it comes from the american gang slang meaning blood. The bloods are a group of people in America, mainly California, who don't like the Crips, the opposite gang, so to speak. The London slang Blad is a particularly bad way for saying "blood", but means the same thing.

"Aight blad you gon get in sum neak shit, or get shanked in ya beak blad. blap blap."

by Sem_001 April 12, 2006

blad

wigger/townie talk

wha gwan blad that shit is grimey i need 2 spark some bres down my ends etc...

by ur left testicle March 1, 2004