by YTCD September 14, 2009
When one finds themself in a situation where they have to be a bitch even if they don't want to, but it is understood and agreed to by many others
Sue was so out of hand last night at Bunko. I found myself in a bitchuation where I had to tell her to shut up or leave.
by laura leigh November 03, 2008
Jay: "This fire is getting pretty lame with just us guys"
Eddie: "Yeah man, we got quite a bitchuation on our hands here"
Chris: "Get to texting!"
Schenck: "Have been..let's not throw anymore wood on"
Eddie: "Yeah man, we got quite a bitchuation on our hands here"
Chris: "Get to texting!"
Schenck: "Have been..let's not throw anymore wood on"
by eddiethemanlyman May 07, 2010
The ability to maintain a constant, clear mental picture of relevant information and the tactical situation including friendly and threat situations with the opposite sex. Particularly useful when trying to negotiate an event or occasion where there are multiple girlfriends or love interests in attendance.
Also used to ascertain the status of a recent ex-girlfriend.
Also used to ascertain the status of a recent ex-girlfriend.
I need your help maintaining bitchuational awareness. Jill and Jenn both showed up at the party and I need to keep them separated
by k1llsw1tch July 10, 2010
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by little duckling March 31, 2011
Basically when your close friend dated your favorite cousin and they break up. Then the family members start blaming the boyfriend for doing nothing to stop her. The girl broke up with him, but her family is pissed at him for not over reacting to her.
Person 1: Did you hear about Gordon? His girlfriend broke up with him and now everyone in her family is pissed at him!
Person 2: Wow! That sounds like a “Glamorous” Bitchuation
Person 2: Wow! That sounds like a “Glamorous” Bitchuation
by cadburydiehard February 04, 2024