bible

The most controversial book ever. Some people find truth and happiness, some people hate it, and others kill because of it.
The Bible is what you make it.
by _culture_ November 23, 2006
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a bullshit book dumbass parents force their kids to read every sunday when they should be watching football
Dude why do you have a bible?
by 69cookie666 February 13, 2016
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Many sheets of acid stacked on top of each other.
My friend just got a bible and he gave me a sheet from it!
by greyseraph December 03, 2006
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according to sir mixalot in the edited version of 'baby got back' it means butt. it can be pretty funny in religion class - 'oh wow mrs kennedy sure has a big bible'
oh my GOSH becy look at her BIBLE....
by poptart September 04, 2005
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Do you have your bible? I got the weed!
by jazmine hower October 06, 2007
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Of course I'm gonna reread the Bible! That book is one of the best out there.
by blackholeproductions January 25, 2019
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wow, look at that bible next to the roses!
by macm123 December 01, 2020
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