Bernard

A tall, dark, handsome guy that is strong and brave as a bear. He always makes you laugh, and have a nice personality. He’s pretty much a humbled guy. He’s nice, friendly, cool, unique and a smart person. But usually not too focus at having friends.

Bernard is handsome. The realest person you will know.

by PeaceMakerFlies July 14, 2019

Pierre Bernard

One of the best characters from the Conan O'Brien show (12:30am weekdays on NBC). His skit is named "Pierre Bernard's Recliner of Rage." He's a very soft-spoken fellow. Conan usually starts the skit out by saying "Are you comfortable, Pierre?" and Pierre responds with "I'm comfortable and furious Conan." It's very humorous coming from such a soft-spoken little guy. After Conan introduces him, he proceeds to complain about 'important' contemporary issues, well, important to him. They're usually very bizarre, random, and trivial, making it all the more hilarious.

Brandon: "Did you see Pierre Bernard on Conan last night, hahaha, that guy is hilarious."
Cody: "Oh, I saw it, it was brilliant, I almost crapped in my pajama pants."

by Cody Murray September 11, 2005

Bernarda

Beautiful, Loyal, trustworthy, fun, always laughing and smiling. Looks mean but smiles as soon as you talk to her.

There's not one day Bernarda doesn't laugh.

by TherealOG33 March 14, 2017

St. Bernard

term for the guy who brings the booze to the party......

Paul was the designated St. Bernard for the Super Bowl party.

by sheila in the car January 1, 2011

Bernardis

Code word for penis.

Damn that's a big bernardis.

by aidanlavarock January 17, 2018

Bernard Antonio

When you raw dog a bitch and then eat out her pet cat.

Damn, Russell pulled a Bernard Antonio last night.

by Jakurbs January 27, 2021

Bernard Tomic

Australian tennis player who was prodigised to be the next patt rafter for Australian tennis fans. Also knows as Tommy the 'tank' engine as he was accused by John McEnroe of tanking his match against Andy Roddick in the US Open in 2012. After two years in the spotlight of world class tennis tournaments, he has not achieved a single grand slam (while Leyton Hewitt at his age had archived 7 major titles, including Wimbledon) and continues to act like he's bigger than Jesus. He was recently arrested in Sydeney for drunken and aggressive behaviour, while being subdued he reminded the cops of 'who he was' and that they were plotting hate campaigns against him.

He lacks the respect of most Australians.

Aussie 1: Did you watch Bernard Tomic play Federer last night?

Aussie 2: No, I've lost interest in that guy, no one respects him anymore.

Aussie 1: Yeah, his blonde girlfriend was there though... She's pretty hot

by TennisTruths November 2, 2012