Juror's Beard

The beard a person grows when they miss work because he is sitting on a jury.

Like the playoff beard in sports, the juror's beard is worn until the end of the trial.

Peter: Dude, did you see Richard's beard? It looks like he spent the last week and a half in West Virginia.

Samuel: Nah, he has been in court and is rockin' the juror's beard.

by RedBeard53 April 11, 2011

Bernanke's beard

An immaculately trimmed shield of tangled facts and misleading information designed to effectively disguise an unpopular truth.

We're going to have to comb Bernanke's beard to find out what really happened.

by Expereal January 11, 2012

Goat’s Beard

A Fu Manchu for your gooch; can be an erogenous zone for some.

My girlfriend loves it when I grab her by the goat’s beard and swing her around the bedroom.

by Crazy Khronos October 28, 2020

Odin's beard

The hairy growth on the Norse All-Father's chin.

Used as an exclamation of surprise.

By Odin's beard!

by Dann Woolf June 15, 2009

Neptune's beard

A way to say 'Fuckin' A' without saying 'fuck'.

Q: "Did the Steelers win yesterday?"
A: "Neptune's beard! They crushed those Ravens!"

by HawaiiThad June 4, 2015

by odin's beard

Used by Thor Odinson, God of Thunder.

Meanings:
What The F*ck
Holy.. Sh*t
Great Scott
Oh Wow

Great Movie
By Odin's Beard That was a great movie
*Swerves to miss a dear in the road* By Odin's Beard is everyone alright?
Great Sex
By Odin's Beard... BEST.. SEX..EVER...

by J.W.Kroy November 28, 2013

Beard Papa's

A type of cafe which specializes in creating creme puffs and creme styled pastries. Also a place where people make common jokes and references about ejaculation.

Those creme puffs from Beard Papa's are so good.

(A very hot girl walks into Beard Papa's and orders some creme puffs)

Someone: I'd like to creme those puffs!
or
I'd like to beard those papas!

by Mario Lomas April 6, 2008