Bloasty is a miraculous level of high that can only be induced by smoking select buds, chosen by Allah, off of the Cannabis Plant of Destiny. It is a combination of the words “blown” and “toasty”, two words famously used by Zeus and Thor. Bloasty is not for, nor will it ever be achieved by, the weak of body or the feeble of mind. It is said that once bloasty is attained, you can feel the breath of Aphrodite on your face like a sweet, delicious breeze. Senses become enhanced to superhuman levels, and time ceases to be relevant. And everything you have ever dreamed of and/or desired becomes a reality. Your Chakras becomes one with the force that is: Bloasty.
DB- "I just discovered the meaning of life!"
JG- "Dude, you be bloasty as a muthafuckah!"
DB- "I be bloasty."
JG- "Dude, you be bloasty as a muthafuckah!"
DB- "I be bloasty."
by Brothers-in-bloast_DSB y JG October 15, 2010
Get the Bloasty mug.When the heat in a room (esp. humidity) is significantly raised due to the presence of so many bros.
"Man, we were watchin' Goodfellas at Caleb's and it got so broasty in there I couldn't stand it."
"Man, it's so broasty up in here... man I could CHOKE on that broastiness"
"Man, it's so broasty up in here... man I could CHOKE on that broastiness"
by mr. soze August 6, 2008
Get the Broasty mug.An archaic form of Weird Flex but OK used by medieval crusaders and bishops up through the 14th century
Count Michael of Winsuxershire-Upon-Hill the 3rd: Ho! Behold all thoust who are present! I have baked AT LEAST 16 crows into my pie!
Cardinal Willy of Piedmont: *medieval chuckle* lol, you put birds in your desserts instead of goat urine? A queer boast but alas!
Cardinal Willy of Piedmont: *medieval chuckle* lol, you put birds in your desserts instead of goat urine? A queer boast but alas!
by xX_Chromosones_Xx December 2, 2018
Get the A Queer Boast But Alas mug.#1: "This woman describes herself as a brilliant, innovative photojournalist in her job application. Can you imagine anyone being that full of herself?"
#2: "Of course not, really foolish of her: She should have hired a boastwriter to sing her praises in the third person, like most well-known people do."
#2: "Of course not, really foolish of her: She should have hired a boastwriter to sing her praises in the third person, like most well-known people do."
by mynah1 February 20, 2010
Get the boastwriter mug.1.) To prepare food using a cooking process that combines broiling and roasting.
2.) When you roast someone so hard you go past the normal burn realm.
2.) When you roast someone so hard you go past the normal burn realm.
1.) I broasted a chicken for dinner.
2.) I totally broasted Jack when I told him "your family tree is a cactus, because everyone in it is a prick."
2.) I totally broasted Jack when I told him "your family tree is a cactus, because everyone in it is a prick."
by BurnMaster500 May 20, 2016
Get the Broast mug.by Orbital August 7, 2005
Get the boast mug.it's a Persian proverb and it means that:
You don't need to boast when you got no penny to bless yourself with.
Great boast (but) empty pockets (to buy sth).
You don't need to boast when you got no penny to bless yourself with.
Great boast (but) empty pockets (to buy sth).
How can you afford to buy such an expensive jewellery with an empty pocket?
Great boast little toast!
Great boast little toast!
by rkhodaverdian June 15, 2016
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