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Barbarossa

The finest of all Spiced Rum. It comes in half gallons for under $20. Plus its in a plastic bottle so you know its quality shit! Why spend more on the Captain when you can drink something way more trashy but tastes even better because its cheap! Hooray!
Johnny: "I always keep a spare half gallon of Barbarossa in my trunk for emergencies!"
by Logan C. September 13, 2006
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barbershop pole

Normal barber shop pole from Smosh that surprisingly has a crush with Ian Hecox
Anthony:Hey Ian, How is it with you and the barbershop pole; Ian: Shut up... we're fine.
by SmoshDude2k February 8, 2014
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barbered

To reach an advanced state of intoxication, otherwise referred to as "getting pissed/maggot/wasted/drunk/plastered", possibly complimented by severe projectile vomiting.
Person 1: Hey mate what did you get up to on Saturday night?
Person 2: Ahh not much just got barbered with a few mates.
by macca91 September 8, 2009
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Bareness

Women looking for nothing but no strings sex or fun.
Term originally arrives from the outer parts of the west midlands, and thought to have been heard on the outskirts of Telford.
Bareness aka Bare hardcore shit... or bare hardcore bitches. The term can be used in many variaties of slang.

One might be going on holiday to Magaluf for example, and because of the amount of women that are located in this area looking for sex alone, with no strings or no feelings to be held against the opposite sex, the term would be used as follows "How was magaluf mate?" .... "Magaluf was Full of Bareness you should of come"

another example may be, "Coming out tonight Craig?" and his reply may be....."yeah for deffinate! gotta get some of that hardcore bareness my shit"

There are thought to be rules that apply to looking for bareness also which are thought to be:

Rule 1: Bareness is simply abit of stuff, not long term commitment or love.
Rule 2: Bareness is a fair game for all fellow bare hunters which can be pre booked, but not excluding sharing if the bareness has no objection
Rule 3: Fellow bare hunters can muscle in and steal bareness up until point of sealing the deal
Rule 4: All bare hunters must share storys next day after sealing the deal.
Rule 5: The most important rule, bareness is NEVER worth loosing good mates over
by JAKSAMTOMJOSALEXAIGDAN April 21, 2011
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Farting like a barbers cat

Made up shite insisted on by my father and uncle and made up by my grandad
“You’re farting like a barbers cat”

“Dad that doesnt make any sense you just made it up”
by Iwa b July 3, 2020
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shag a barbers floor

the unfortunate position of being so horny that you would consider having sex with the floor in a barbers shop purely because it was available and had some hair on it.
ive not had a ride for so long i would shag a barbers floor so i would.
by pishmeister69 April 25, 2006
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barbershop specials

Fake merchandise such as shoes, watches, or clothing.
Guy 1: Aye man I just got these new yeezys
Guy 2: My guy them are barbershop specials you prolly got them at the mall!
by machonachtroll January 8, 2018
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