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ballfie

A selfie picture of your nutsack, including veins and hair. It's meant to be done as a show of your ridiculous narcissism. Like a selfie, it can also be shared through social networking, but primarily private chats like Whatsapp due to the disgusting nature of the picture.
Obnoxious friend: Hey, everyone, look at my balls!!! <sends picture to Whatsapp group>
Urologist friend: Hey man, WTF? looks like you have varicocele in your scrotum.

e.g. I just sent a ballfie to my friends in the group chat because I think I am awesome and my urologist friend told me my balls are dying of varicocele.
by imzj March 31, 2015
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ballzie

Damn Keith is ballzie he'll be the first person to try out anything the next person wouldn't do
by Mziza March 24, 2014
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Ballied up

ballied up refers to balaclavers hates ski masks ect.
Maxwell And Tay Are Ballied Up.
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Ballsiest

A person or animal who is brave or has balls.
Person 1: Is that cat going up against an alligator?

Person 2: That is by far the ballsiest cat I've ever seen!

(credit to RayWilliamJohnson)

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by SantaBalls November 19, 2010
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Baldie John

a Baldie John, is a middle aged man, who still thinks he is in his early 20's.Likes to party and drink excessively and endulge in copius amounts of drugs. However, he has a sexual attraction to 18-25 year old young men. He will offer drink and drugs all night, and pretend to be friends with a certain male individual all night, and then once he sees his chance, will abuse them in the most uncomfortable of body orephaces.
Matt woke up in someone's bed, with a load a gipe running down his leg and a sore ass.

Matt was a Baldie John victim
by Roo#1 December 30, 2008
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Baldie

(noun), Street slang used to describe a pitbull that Possesses completely white head typical known as bald pitbulls)The reference of that in regards to the Bald Eagle , when fully matured has a completely white head.
-“Yo Deshawn did you see the size of that head on that baldie Mike was walking on 30th?”
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