balldew

the sweat that perspirates from your testicles; aka ball sweat

damn dude ive got some serious balldew.

by Tantan22222 April 7, 2009

Balldew

A Man-Child character you may have seen on Myspace, or YouTube or facebook. He dresses in clothes that clash and talks about his Mommy who often beats him with a spatula.

I watched a new Balldew video on YouTube. He got in trouble for peeing on his Mother's plant.

by Phebus May 18, 2010

Ballew

Probably the greatest last name in the history of the united states. Every single person with it has instant fame.

Man 1: Dang, did you see that guy who just passed by?
Man 2: Oh, yeah he's a Ballew.
Man 1: Well that explains it.

by zippedlightning September 29, 2010

Ballders

The blocks of ball cheese that form underneath your nut sack.

I scratched some ballders from my sack and I swear it smelled like gouda cheese.

by The infamous Colie July 28, 2009

Ballewfish

An affectionate way to call people close to you

Where's my lil' Ballewfish?

by Pandiebear<3 August 25, 2010

Balleweiner

A male ballet dancer. (A ballerina with a weiner).

1) Dude, how can I score with some slutty hotties too?

2) Do what I did and start dancing.

1) Become a balleweiner, no way dude, I'm not wearing those tights!

2) Sounds like more chicken choking for you biatch!

by Carbon the Cat October 4, 2009

balldét

A custom built shower feature, consisting of a high pressure water jet designed to clean a man's balls. This is a luxurious and thorough means to clean an often neglected area. Often seen accompanied by LED lights and magnifying mirrors.

"Hey, what did you think of my new shower?"
"Yeah that Balldét polished my taint like a hot wax on a brand new Ferrari!"

by Swampmoose July 16, 2015