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bajesus my weejus 

an expression used when something shocking happens.
Boy - "someone stole my cell phone yesterday!!"
Girl - "Bajesus my Weejus!"
bajesus my weejus by LEAH & JENNA September 19, 2006

Holy Bajesus! 

An expression (phrase) indicating extreme shock or surprise.
"Holy bajesus! That guy's spleen just exploded!"


"Boo!"
"Holy bajesus, you scared the fuck out of me!"
Holy Bajesus! by iggybalooloo February 17, 2009

stoned to the bajesus

i smoked so much last night i was stoned to the bejesus
stoned to the bajesus by 2fiver October 5, 2003

holly bajesus 

another way of saying holly crap.

Coined from the movie "Pineapple express"
"Dude that car just crashed into that building"
-"HOLLY BAJESUS"
holly bajesus by theone.com April 12, 2010
A term used when the shit gets literally scared out of you, basically put it is jesus with a "b".
You scared the bjesus out of me!
bjesus by terminatrix March 8, 2005
A word commonly used to express great surprise or fear.
You scared the BEJESUS out of me!!!
Bejesus by Dan May 6, 2004