Bag Lady

Fat woman with nasty hair who waddles down any street that is in poor condition. Frequently says "sha-na-na-na" during her travels.

I was trying to go home last night but I was spotted by a bag lady who wouldn't stop singing to me so I figured I'd sing along. We wound up sitting around, discussing the heart that makes bricks go 'round the animals from the moon at night...or something. I don't exactly remember. You'd have to ask her.

by Stavajousa August 27, 2003

Bag Lady

A woman who has an addiction to kicking guys in the bag.

Trina the bag lady successfully kicked 17 guys in the bag today.

by ferg116 October 21, 2010

Bag Lady

a bitch on the streets wit a bag

yo mama is a bag lady

by A.C September 28, 2003

Bag Lady

Someone who collects bags for unknown reasons.

Bag Lady asked us to get him some bags from American Eagle and Abercrombie.

by Ivan April 28, 2003

Bag Lady

The name of the female butt. A male’s butt is a bum, so a female’s butt is a bag lady.

Often mentioned when you bump a woman’s butt by accident. “Oops, sorry I bumped your bag lady!”

by PineappleLifeGirl August 13, 2022

Bag Lady Lady

A woman who is not homeless but still carries around more then one bag. Like a backpack, purse, lunch bag , and shopping bags all at once.

Dude that bag lady lady nearly knocked me over when I was walking on the stairwell. She had 5 bags!

by Phite October 3, 2010

Bag-lady Syndrome

Real psychiatric syndrome experienced by middle-aged women who feel, at later stages of their lives, financialy insecure and would end up like them bag-ladies seen at train stations across the globe with no money or financial backup.

Women are born crazy and suffer from Bag-lady Syndrome, no matter what because they fear tomorrow! Yes sir!

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007