Asswad

Variation of Asshole. Origin: A Wad of Recently used Toilet Paper.

"You're such an Asswad Jerry!"

by Hazard October 23, 2003

Asswad

An insult used as a last resort

Listen here ya fucking asswad!

by Asswads May 27, 2018

Asswad

A synonym for "butdorf". meaning a complete tool who has a significantly smaller penis than anyone he knows.

Guy#1- "Did you see that guy with the tiny penis"

Guy# 2- "You mean butdorf?"

Guy# 1- " No the asswad!"

Guy# 2- " Same thing!!"

by Jake!!!!!! June 29, 2011

Asswad

Dancehall group based in North East Guadelope, with such hits as Fook Aal Di Animals, Sook Uz Tru Di Phone, Keeeees Eeeet, Crack Di Clam Open, Baapz and Bust One Out (An Ya Fayass) . If Carlsberg made x-rated fake dancehall groups...........

one step soca bashment reggae dutty asswad

by Dat Moothafooka Pineapple Man June 11, 2009

Asswad

The amount of X that can fit inside someone's ass. Where X is a quantity of something.

Corey (to soccer team)- I have an asswad of white socks you can borrow.
Team- Eww... We don't think we need those socks now, they might not be so white.

by jorge- June 26, 2009

Douchey Asswad

A asswad of a human being who unexplainably resembles a douche

That asswad over there looks like a complete douche. A douchey asswad...

by bigggslim March 16, 2011

Asswad Poncho

Nick...hes an major asswad and always wears this shirt that looks like a poncho...

Nick ur an asswad poncho...motherfucker!

by poncho hater November 5, 2003