Asswad

Variation of Asshole. Origin: A Wad of Recently used Toilet Paper.
"You're such an Asswad Jerry!"
by Hazard October 23, 2003
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Asswad

Listen here ya fucking asswad!
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Asswad

A synonym for "butdorf". meaning a complete tool who has a significantly smaller penis than anyone he knows.
Guy#1- "Did you see that guy with the tiny penis"

Guy# 2- "You mean butdorf?"

Guy# 1- " No the asswad!"

Guy# 2- " Same thing!!"
by Jake!!!!!! June 27, 2011
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Asswad

Dancehall group based in North East Guadelope, with such hits as Fook Aal Di Animals, Sook Uz Tru Di Phone, Keeeees Eeeet, Crack Di Clam Open, Baapz and Bust One Out (An Ya Fayass) . If Carlsberg made x-rated fake dancehall groups...........
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The amount of X that can fit inside someone's ass. Where X is a quantity of something.
Corey (to soccer team)- I have an asswad of white socks you can borrow.
Team- Eww... We don't think we need those socks now, they might not be so white.
by jorge- June 27, 2009
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Douchey Asswad

A asswad of a human being who unexplainably resembles a douche
That asswad over there looks like a complete douche. A douchey asswad...
by bigggslim March 01, 2011
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Asswad Poncho

Nick...hes an major asswad and always wears this shirt that looks like a poncho...
by poncho hater November 06, 2003
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