asstard

a retarded person whose head can be found protruding from their rectum

You like Creed, you're an asstard.

asstard by Roper May 10, 2003

That meteorite dude is a total asstard.

asstard by CBG April 21, 2007

A mentally ill donkey

Did you see me riding that asstard a few days ago? it nearly ran into a tree!

asstard by Allie December 29, 2003

Asstard

Dude Elijah Wood is such an asstard.

Asstard by ManEatingButt February 26, 2019

1. An insult used by John Ly to verbally inflict pain in others. A combination of the words ass and retard.

That Albert Fall, he's one asstard

asstard by John Ly October 22, 2003

the act of being asstarted-(adj.)to be an ass hole yet seemingly retarted at the same time
to put out asstardery

"dude, why are you mooning people through my car window? your such an asstard!!!!!!

Half retard, half dickass. A right plonker.

asstard by Lepper March 20, 2003