by eebnupasplee July 3, 2007
Get the gunt pizza with anchovies mug.Behaviour or actions befitting an asshole. The act of being an asshole. Offensive, irritating and generally anally retentive conduct that might earn a slap from bystanders.
You sir, are a purveyor of much assholiery, and are banished henceforth from this place!
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"You're banned for assholiery fool!"
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"You're banned for assholiery fool!"
by Refugee.ZA March 29, 2007
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Mr.Krabs: *sniffs sniffs* do you smell it? That smell, Kind of smelly smell, that smelly smells that smells smelly
*eyes widens*
anchovies...
Squidward: what?
Mr.Krabs: ANCHOVIES!!!
Anchovies: meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep x100
*eyes widens*
anchovies...
Squidward: what?
Mr.Krabs: ANCHOVIES!!!
Anchovies: meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep x100
by yaymacncheese February 19, 2019
Get the Anchovies mug.The Ultimatum of the hole of the ass. The peak and ultimate divine characteristic of being an asshole.
Order of asshole:
Asshole
Tool
Douche Bag
Cunt Rag
Assholiness
Assholiest
Order of asshole:
Asshole
Tool
Douche Bag
Cunt Rag
Assholiness
Assholiest
He is the assholiest.
by Supersonic912033 December 19, 2008
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by Josh Pimpington December 16, 2007
Get the Asscookies mug.a cruel, not needed nickname that makes no sense how it became a name, and sounds stupid to begin with. no person should ever call another an asschoke, but if it happens, remember that it means you are being compared to Ian Jackson. that is all.
"wow you're such an asschoke"
*gasp* "well looks like im being compared to Ian Jackson. koul beans."
*gasp* "well looks like im being compared to Ian Jackson. koul beans."
by asschoke4life September 7, 2011
Get the asschoke mug.“Anchovies’ is a euphemism for “normies”, aka people who have little on their mind but consuming, spawning, and the American way. The term originated from an episode of Spongebob Squarepants. Anchovies are good little cogs in the wheel, working the daily grind as expected and engaging in societally approved recreation in their off time: watching sports/ playing Fantasy Football, going to the gym, shopping for loafers, and building their normal lives. They all want to take vacations at Disney World Resort.
Anchovies have no real idea of what is actually going on in the world, nor bother to care. Typically they are not engaged in local issues as well. They easily trust that corporations genuinely have their best interests at heart over profit. They never critically examine the system they were spawned in.
Anchovies feel fear towards ideas and art that challenge their way of life. They also fear things that would put the burden on them to act for an ethical cause, unless it is something mundane like enforcing an HOA, which fills them with a great sense of drunken power.
Things that anchovies love attributing to their identities: Supporting the police/military, Marvel movies/Disney/ Star Wars, sports teams, their model of car, their dogs, etc.
Anchovies have no real idea of what is actually going on in the world, nor bother to care. Typically they are not engaged in local issues as well. They easily trust that corporations genuinely have their best interests at heart over profit. They never critically examine the system they were spawned in.
Anchovies feel fear towards ideas and art that challenge their way of life. They also fear things that would put the burden on them to act for an ethical cause, unless it is something mundane like enforcing an HOA, which fills them with a great sense of drunken power.
Things that anchovies love attributing to their identities: Supporting the police/military, Marvel movies/Disney/ Star Wars, sports teams, their model of car, their dogs, etc.
oh no, it’s 3pm on a Saturday and the brew pub is filling up with anchovies and their spawn
i hate going to malls and shopping outlets; it’s nothing but anchovies there
those anchovies keep looking at me like I’m going to stab them; I’m just wearing my favorite pentagram hoodie.
i hate going to malls and shopping outlets; it’s nothing but anchovies there
those anchovies keep looking at me like I’m going to stab them; I’m just wearing my favorite pentagram hoodie.
by crunchmeister April 20, 2019
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