a cruel, not needed nickname that makes no sense how it became a name, and sounds stupid to begin with. no person should ever call another an asschoke, but if it happens, remember that it means you are being compared to Ian Jackson. that is all.
"wow you're such an asschoke"
*gasp* "well looks like im being compared to Ian Jackson. koul beans."
*gasp* "well looks like im being compared to Ian Jackson. koul beans."
by asschoke4life September 7, 2011
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A combination of the words ass and choke. This is a term to describe a situation where someone who is so stupid, you want to choke them by their asshole.
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Get the Ass Choke mug.most commonly used in threats used by staff seargents in the marine corps against private's and private first class's, its basic function is to litterally choke you with a ass or ass cheeks while in a forward flying motion. the shear terror of someone's ass flying at you normally knocks you out first but there are cases were there has been direct contact between ass and face. staff seargents usually work their ass muscles for hours on end a day to help with their deadly hold.
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jr "get over it u worry too much ur gonna die before me and im older than u"
rina "dont tell me to get over it. ur an asshoke"
jr" haha im an asshoke lol"
rina "asshole*"
rina "dont tell me to get over it. ur an asshoke"
jr" haha im an asshoke lol"
rina "asshole*"
by jr15 October 20, 2009
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