asschoke

a cruel, not needed nickname that makes no sense how it became a name, and sounds stupid to begin with. no person should ever call another an asschoke, but if it happens, remember that it means you are being compared to Ian Jackson. that is all.

"wow you're such an asschoke"
*gasp* "well looks like im being compared to Ian Jackson. koul beans."

asschoke by asschoke4life September 7, 2011

Asshoke 

A person who is by nature an asshole, who compounds their assholiness with posturing obnoxious ‘woke’ bullshit.

That Tony is such an asshoke since he joined that ECO protest group.

Asshoke by Ssgt Sparks 120V/AC October 19, 2019

Asshoke 

A combination of the words ass and choke. This is a term to describe a situation where someone who is so stupid, you want to choke them by their asshole.

Lou: that guy Chris is an idiot.
Buzz: Totally. If he were here, I'd asshoke him.

Asshoke by RiddyTX June 10, 2015

asschoker 

Someone who chokes on ass, for being a asshole.

Tina- I hate him so much.
Bree- He's such a asschoker.

asschoker by tinnaa15 September 28, 2014

Ass Choke 

when you are on the toilet taking care of business and someone interrupts you.

no example need, speaks for itself. ass choke.

Ass Choke by Word..... November 20, 2009

flying ass choke 

most commonly used in threats used by staff seargents in the marine corps against private's and private first class's, its basic function is to litterally choke you with a ass or ass cheeks while in a forward flying motion. the shear terror of someone's ass flying at you normally knocks you out first but there are cases were there has been direct contact between ass and face. staff seargents usually work their ass muscles for hours on end a day to help with their deadly hold.

"if you dont shut up im going to flying ass choke you."

flying ass choke by The victom of a ass choking. June 5, 2012

asshoke 

when dumb girls that are mad try to insult you and fail to do so by being too dumb to type and make a typo. and then whoever their are insulting precedes to laugh at their failure making them more mad.

jr "get over it u worry too much ur gonna die before me and im older than u"

rina "dont tell me to get over it. ur an asshoke"

jr" haha im an asshoke lol"

rina "asshole*"

asshoke by jr15 October 20, 2009