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Anchovie's Cunt 

The smelliest thing on Earth
Fred: I just got back from the gym, do you think i should shower?

George: God yes, you smell like an anchovie's cunt
Anchovie's Cunt by Pigoutultra August 24, 2009

assholier-than-thou 

When an asshole takes up a holier-than-thou position in a given situation simply because they feel it would be a good "asshole-move" to make.
Him: "When they get here, we should speak only in Italian because they missed all the Italian lesson meetings."

Me: "Wow...that's pretty assholier-than-thou."

Him: "I know...I'm an asshole, remember?"

Hairy Anchovie 

Did you check out that hairy anchovie on that pole dancer?
Hairy Anchovie by Clarke Griswald August 26, 2009

Asschief 

An individual who, by being the embodiment of an asshole,has risen through the ranks to become the head of all asshole, hence the asschief.
That asschief cut me off in traffic!
Asschief by claudine springer January 17, 2008

Ass Anchovies 

A term frequently used in Texas Hold 'Em, which describes a pocket pair of aces. Also known as "pocket rockets" or "bullets".
"That's right, biatch! You were a fool to go all-in against my ass anchovies!!"
Ass Anchovies by Bill Striker February 22, 2005

Assholier-than-thou 

When an asshole takes up a holier-than-thou position in a given situation simply because they feel it would be a good "asshole-move" to make.
Him: "When they get here, we should speak only in Italian because they missed all the Italian lesson meetings."

Me: "Wow...that's pretty assholier-than-thou."

Him: "I know...I'm an asshole, remember?"