asschovie

The taste left in your mouth after tossing the salad of an unclean partner

dude after tossing her salad I totaly had an asschovie in my mouth

by zachariah82 April 11, 2008

Anchovie's Cunt

The smelliest thing on Earth

Fred: I just got back from the gym, do you think i should shower?

George: God yes, you smell like an anchovie's cunt

by Pigoutultra August 24, 2009

assholier-than-thou

When an asshole takes up a holier-than-thou position in a given situation simply because they feel it would be a good "asshole-move" to make.

Him: "When they get here, we should speak only in Italian because they missed all the Italian lesson meetings."

Me: "Wow...that's pretty assholier-than-thou."

Him: "I know...I'm an asshole, remember?"

by Sean "Chicanery" Connery July 20, 2008

Hairy Anchovie

The female Vagina or Vulva

Did you check out that hairy anchovie on that pole dancer?

by Clarke Griswald August 26, 2009

Asschief

An individual who, by being the embodiment of an asshole,has risen through the ranks to become the head of all asshole, hence the asschief.

That asschief cut me off in traffic!

by claudine springer January 17, 2008

Ass Anchovies

A term frequently used in Texas Hold 'Em, which describes a pocket pair of aces. Also known as "pocket rockets" or "bullets".

"That's right, biatch! You were a fool to go all-in against my ass anchovies!!"

by Bill Striker February 22, 2005

Assholier-than-thou

When an asshole takes up a holier-than-thou position in a given situation simply because they feel it would be a good "asshole-move" to make.

Him: "When they get here, we should speak only in Italian because they missed all the Italian lesson meetings."

Me: "Wow...that's pretty assholier-than-thou."

Him: "I know...I'm an asshole, remember?"

by Sean "Chicanery" Connery December 13, 2008